Thinking about Ganymede/Braig and Zeus and yaaaaaaa'll toxic yaoi bullshit getting me so fucked up.
Like I imagine Ganymede may have made. Zeus realize he's a masochist. Bro was not nice to the king, he would fuck him up so much *Hera* would get concerned but of course Zeus being zeus was so egotistical at the time he didnt actually think it affected him at all,
But then when Gany left his ass Zuzy had his "uh oh" moment where he started *flinching* at shit for a while and now 3000 years later, he's with Braig who after doing some gorey cannibalistic shit starts doing after care and Zeus is just:
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"Uh...running you a bath?"
".....whhhhy?"
"....mother fucker do you not know what aftercare is?"
"Uh no? The last guy I did this sort of thing with would usually have bailed by now-"
"Holy shit dude-"
Every day Braig hears the awful shit Gany did to Zeus and he is baffled by how casual Zeus is about it every time like BRO THAT WASNT OKAY!!!











