A Collection of Artifacts from Warehouse 13 (or out of the warehouse) in a organized file system. Hello! Welcome to the Artifact Database, this place was created to organize the massive amounts of artifacts collected by Warehouse agents across time.
Due to rather dire circumstances and severe and climbing understaffing, the 13th iteration of The Warehouse, located in the badlands near the unnamed unincorporated settlement of Univille, South Dakota is now putting out secret advertisements and calls to action to recruit Agents quickly.
You must prove yourself to have respect and decorum, nobody likes whiners or those who cannot do their part to the best of their abilities; too many agents have been lost on the job due to unpreparedness and poor behavior.
If you wish to inquire about a job at what the newspaper and online ads refer to as “Mrs. Frederic’s Homemade Cookies”, or also “The Artifact Roadshow”, please venture to the Elk Ridge Valu-mart and purchase honeydew, beef jerky, sherry wine, oatmeal, and honey and present them to the cashier in that order; the cashier will then ask you to meet the manager in the back office. You will be instructed on what to do afterwards.
We hope you welcome you to a world of Endless Wonder.
-Garrett Scott, new recruit relations department.
