#gardengnosticator

[orphicsun]

absolutely perfect new username tbhhhhh

thank youu, it was originally going to be piercedveil but someone who hasn’t been active in 11 years beat me to it

[pattern-recognition]

ideal sandwich and drink combo?

hmm, i typically don’t think of combos but my favorite sandwich with a reuben and my go to cocktail is a gin and tonic. perhaps the elevated pair would be a croque madame and a French 75, which is probably my favorite cocktail when i can find it

[oni-tengu]

good food

[calware]

i remember following you ages ago during the first real impact of post canon slamming the fandom and i thought you had good opinions and even better posts and now you're like, THE tumblr famous homestuck blogger so of course i have to stick around.

JDGJSDGSDG LMAO

well i'm glad you're still having a nice time!!

[ask game: what made you follow me, and why did you stick around?]

[karkatraejepsen]

for the fandom ask game thing, i know it's obvious but lets here some homestuck takes. the longer the better.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

i think this almost goes without saying but. vriska. god. truly the character of all time. i've already talked a lot about why i think vriska is such an amazing character but to sum it up: she's messy, she's complicated, she's unlikeable, and the narrative revels in her complexity without ever reducing her to a villain or even an anti-hero. i've never encountered a female character quite like vriska and i don't think i ever will

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

clubs deuce oh my god he is so shaped. i love his hats i would die for him

also john. he's just a little guy

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

uhhh i think my faves are all pretty popular but maybe doc scratch? i think he's fascinating i love talking about him like he's literally just doing what he was created to do (manipulate the sequence of events to bring lord english into existence) and he's just as much a victim of paradox space as everyone else in the narrative but it's not even like. he's not even convinced that he has more agency than he does (like vriska), he's fully aware of his role and what he was created for and has fully accepted it, he never tries to be anything other than what he is.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

shrek

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

i already said vriska for blorbo so let's go with dirk. he's such a bastard but he loves his friends so much and hes so needy and insecure abt how needy he is and i relate to him probably too much. extra unpopular opinion: i love ult!dirk he's sooo tragic and horrible and i love pain

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

ult!dirk. need i say more?

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

andrew hussie

[m00rbids]

Cycle of loneliness (second person)

[zillyhoooo]

she’s just chillin’

[wakraya]

You, you get it, @gardengnosticator. That’s so fucking valid.

It doesn’t work, however, because doing that puts the one on top at the perfect height for her to smooch their head, and that only makes matters worse.