#garlic-dead

[thistlecore]

hey plant(derogatory(affectionate)) just thought you might want to check some of these out

i’m going to hate crime you animal (derogatory [affectionate]) 

[councilblrmicrowave]

@garlic-dead is being microwaved! As requested by @strangethingshappen!

[fruitpilled]

hey gamer do you like wolves? do you like zombies? are you a fan of certain wet weather phenomena? if the answer to any of these were yes oh boy i have some fantastic news for you

...gamer?

[night-zaveri]

Unlike you, crow " @garlic-dead " giantlad, im not a little bitch and will get a tattoo of dunsparce that says "trans rights" on it

[councilblrmicrowave]

@garlic-dead is being microwaved for a third time just to see if it gives them mutant cat ears (it does)! As per their own request!

[councilblrmicrowave]

@garlic-dead is being microwaved again for being hot and sexy! As per their own request!

[thistlecore]

B)

crow. what

[thistlecore]

i think its only fair i get a turn to study you and perform slightly unethical experiments :/

*twirls my hair* haha omgggg like whatttt