garries? 😂 what’s that
That's just me, annoyed with gatekeeping larries who will tell you straight up that you cannot call yourself a larrie if you think they fucked anyone but each other, if you aren't 10000% convinced they're married and together at this very moment, you have to think they never ever broke up or had an open relationship, and I'm sorry, but no, yeah, they were very much together a decade ago, but I have some inklings that it's fucking messy and AT BEST on again/off again now, which is absolutely normal. MEANWHILE, gaylors have it easier, if you're looking at Taylor Swift, the parallel there is kaylor, so if you're not a kaylor ride or die, you can say, wellll, at least I know she's not straight, I don't have to link it to a ship, I can say I'm a gaylor. But with larry? No such distinction, you have to say they're straight or they're married (or in some other relationship like xarry, zarry, narry, or dave), and i'm like, hey, justice for garries (i.e., they're gay, I don't know the actual specific status, but that's fine, at least I know they aren't straight)
