#garrisister

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My sister and I are jamming All You Need Is Love on the ukulele now. How's y'all's Saturday going

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Somewhere along the way garrisister learned about what shipping is (not from me!), and I’m currently having the time of my life on the phone with her, because she’s making me guess what the Harry Potter rare pair ship names she found on Google mean, and I’m teaching her what an “OTP” is

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I can’t believe my 12 year old sister just asked me about fanfic.

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Apparently I'm spending this Christmas teaching my sister how to cheat more efficiently in Sims 4 by using Motherlode in combination with Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

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On the phone, my sister: Do you know John Cena?

Me: Of course-

My sister: *BLOWS FLUTE INTO MY EAR*

Me: ... *sheds tear* I've raised you so well.

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My sister just kept yelling "OK, Google" at my family's new Echo Show for a solid minute before she realised why it wasn't working

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This is in my sister’s English book... I can’t fucking even

“’Sherlock’. Sorry, my dog is crazy.”

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btw, my 10 year old sister just said to me, “I don’t like boys, they are annoying. - No, actually that is not true, but I can’t become friends with a boy, can I, because everyone will only think that I like-like him, and that is so annoying. That’s why I don’t want to become friends with boys.”

Can I fucking cry