#garyandelaine

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Ermagourd...

I...I don’t know what happened. Last thing I saw was Elaine locking herself in her craft room with our entire gourd collection, a giant clam shell, a bag marked “nature stuff,” and two bottles of wine.

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Make way for pine cones...

As the fall holidays officially transition to winter ones, Gary and Elaine’s gourds are ceremoniously shown the door to wait for their Lyft.

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Pain in the neck...

Elaine, we closed the windows before we left for your mother’s house, right?