#garygoldsteins

[lovelylynart-archive]

I think a few friends requested I draw this guy

(cc: @artichokesss, @garygoldsteins )

alt version under cut

ily both

[bi-baudelaires]

mutuals as bf songs !!!!!!

thanks for sending this ask (and the others)!! I didn’t think this was gonna be as hard as it was and I skipped some of them because I just didn’t know/don’t have that many mutuals hlmsrfp

@shizu-twg as Tickle me Wiggly Jingle

@whencartoonsruletheworld as CaliforM.I.A.

@agent-megagirl as What Do You Say

@disneyprinceronweasley as Our Doors Are Open

@garygoldsteins as Feast or Famine

@wigglys as Monsters and Men

@eegor-not-aigor as Deck the Halls (of Northville High!)

@susiephone as Take Me Back

@chimaera-works as Black Friday/Wiggle because I couldn’t choose

does it count as cheating if I say @what-if-tomorrow as What if Tommorow Comes

[somewhere-thats-ethan-green]

17 lex to anyone

“Love is overrated”

Lex shook her head at Deb and Alice. "God, do they have to be so in love?"

Ethan shrugged. "It's kind of cute, isn't it?"

"Cute? Come on, what's the point? They're just being… I don't even know, boring?"

"They're in love." Ethan shrugged and looked at her, with that odd look he tended to get. "You'd be like that too."

"Nah, love is overrated." Lex shrugged. "And boring."

"I don't think it's boring."

"Well no, you're you," Lex teased, elbowing him in the side. "You like that kind of stuff, you cried watching Titanic."

"Hey!" It was Ethan's turn to elbow her. "I may have been slightly emotional but I did not cry."

"There were tears." Lex laughed at him. "Actual tears. Anyway, come on, we're gonna be late for class."

Ethan got up and offered her a hand to pull her to her feet, which she accepted.

Send me stuff to write!

[tedwoodward]

19 with bill and ted?

“I’ve missed this.”

They sat in silence for a bit, the soft murmur of Emma’s and Paul’s voices from the other side of the room wafting over them. Ted lifted his head from the back of the couch to see Bill had settled on the floor, back leaning against the couch. He was sitting still, staring off into space, obviously deep in thought, still cradling the bottle of bourbon Paul had shoved in his arms. He wasn’t sure what prompted him to do so, but Ted softly slid down from his seat and situated himself next to Bill, mirroring his position. Bill did nothing to hint that he had noticed the other man’s change of location or their sudden close proximity. The pair sat in silence once again, sitting in their thoughts. “I’ve missed this.” Ted’s voice was barely above a whisper. His eyes were closed, and he had no clue if Bill had even heard him, but he continued to speak nevertheless, “I’m sorry I’m such an asshole.” Bill said nothing in response and continued looking straight ahead. He no longer supported the distant gaze of someone lost in thought. This time his eyes were focused; he was listening. “I never apologized,” Ted’s voice returned. “I don’t regret what I said. But… I still miss you.” “Charlotte’s not enough for you?” Bill spoke up, and Ted felt his comment plunge deep into his heart. “Charlotte’s … different. It’s not real; it’s not good.” “And what we had was good?” “Maybe not healthy, but… I don’t regret it.” They were silent for another moment. “I’m a fucking sap. I can’t stop myself from feeling the need to protect people from the assholes that populate this shitty fucking world. And no matter how hard I try to help, I’m still one of them.” Ted scoffed lightly at the irony of his situation, wishing he had more to drink. “You’re not an asshole.” Ted barked out a harsh laugh. “Okay, you’re not Sam. You have too much love in you.” The pair sat in silence once again and let their words hang in the air.

[bi-baudelaires]

mutuals as bf characters !

hell yeah Black Friday! btw Emmelie i <3 you for sending me all of these ty

@what-if-tomorrow as Lex

@musicalsandfluff as Tom (ik we’re not mutuals but she’s rad and I don’t know who else could be more Tom)

@agent-megagirl as Becky (she’s the only one nice enough hgplfgj)

@whencartoonsruletheworld as Hannah

@susiephone as Linda Monroe

@shizu-twg as Ethan

@disneyprinceronweasley as Frank Pricely (listen I don’t know what it is that’s making me associate you with Corey Dorris today it’s better not to question it)

@wigglys as Howard Goodman, but I don’t know if I just associate you with him because of your icon tbh

@chimaera-works as Wiggly

@garygoldsteins as. man in a hurry

jk jk you’re clearly Gary Goldstein attorney at law

[bi-baudelaires]

mutuals as tgwdlm characters !!!!

fuck yeah tgwdlm!

@shizu-twg as Paul probably

@what-if-tomorrow definitely as Emma

@disneyprinceronweasley as Bill

@agent-megagirl as Charlotte (this was the easiest one but I don’t know why)

@garygoldsteins as Ted (I mean... you do write him really well)

@whencartoonsruletheworld as Zoe

@susiephone as Greenpeace Girl

@chimaera-works as Hot Chocolate Boy hgflkj

[tedwoodward]

this is a dumb combination but i’m sending it in anyway sfgkl charlotte/ted spy au + fake dating + “now what?”

It was an easy mission. Ted couldn’t believe they were going to pair him up with someone. This was totally his playing field! He definitely could’ve pulled this one off and still have time to flirt his way around the ballroom, but at least he was with Charlotte. If he couldn’t play his game with a target then at least his partner was hot.

The plan was simple. They were to get into the gala, mingle for a while, slip out for a moment, make their way to the target’s office, steal the blueprints to the weapons compound, and get out of there. Simple.

Getting in was easy, and mingling was almost easier. Charlotte only had to give Ted a few pointed looks when his flirting went a bit too far. They were posing as a married couple; it wouldn’t be right to arrange an affair right in front of your wife, now would it?

The party had been going on for a while, and the pair found a perfect chance to slip out of the ballroom and down the hall towards the office.

As they approached the door, they could see that something was off. The door had a lock. A keypad and screen attached to the handle.

Fuck. That must have been really new. Must’ve been added that day if it hadn’t been there for the agency’s initial stakeout. Maybe someone tipped them off. Charlotte made note to warn Director Davidson about a possible mole within their system as she began to plan their possible next steps.

The agents approached the door to analyze the technology they were working with when they heard movement from inside the room and, even worse than that, footsteps growing closer to the door.

Both pairs of eyes went wide, and Ted quickly shoved Charlotte against the wall of the hallway.

“Do you trust me?”

There was no time or need for Ted to explain his plan, Charlotte understood. She nodded, and suddenly Ted had his hands on her waist, pinning her against the wall, and suddenly he was kissing her, and suddenly she was kissing back, and suddenly her arms wrapped around his neck, and suddenly they were making out in the hallway of a house owned by one of the nation’s largest threats, roughly two yards away from the office containing their target blueprints.

As they kissed, their minds raced, calculating the situation, hoping their cover was secure. They hadn’t wandered far enough from the ballroom to raise alarm. The office was located just around the corner and down the hall (a stupidly close proximity, if you asked Ted). The end of the hallway wouldn’t be the strangest location to find a pair of partygoers going at it. It was quite perfect, actually. Far enough from peering eyes, but close enough to ease suspicion, the crowd and music still providing background noise, grounding the pair to their current mission.

Speaking of.

Charlotte had gotten a bit wrapped up in the moment, and she had almost forgotten their whole reason for being in this position until she heard the quiet sound of a door opening. Then a soft noise of disgust followed with a small scoff at their display. (But, hey, if you asked Ted, they probably looked pretty hot.)

With softly closed eyes, Charlotte turned her head, elongating her neck and hoping Ted would trust her as she had trusted him and take her hint without hesitation.

And he did. Charlotte thanked God she had been paired with such an experienced spy (and not to distract or anything, but he was quite experienced. I mean, have you seen his seduction tactics at work? There’s a reason he’s famous agency-wide).

Ted followed her lead, trailing his lips down to her neck.

Charlotte watched from underneath nearly-closed eyelids as the man in the doorway turned from the couple to shut the door behind him and re-engage the lock.

After the stranger’s back was turned Charlotte watched with sharp eyes as he entered a code, prompting the screen to display “LOCKED.”

The man checked the handle, and Charlotte melted back into a blissful expression, allowing herself to enjoy the feeling of Ted kissing her, touching her, pressing up against her, moving against her body, warming her. She couldn’t deny it felt good. Ted really knew how to put on a show.

The man huffed once more at the pair before walking swiftly down the hall, back towards the gala and away from the currently-PG-13-but-could-easily-evolve-into-R-rated-territory scene taking place at the end of the hall.

Ted’s mouth moved to the other side of her neck, and Charlotte was able to follow the figure of their voyeur take his exit, careful to make sure he did not seem to suspect them of planning anything other than that of a sexual nature next to his office.

A few moments after the dark blob disappeared from sight she let out a sigh and allowed her arms to fall back down to her sides as Ted separated from her.

The pair breathed for a moment, allowing each other to recover and their heart rates to calm down now that the immediate threat was gone.

Ted glanced at the keypad, the word “LOCKED” mocking them from the screen.

“Now what?” he wondered aloud before he began pacing, searching his mind for any important dates or chains of numbers that may have been important to their target.

Charlotte just smirked and ignored him before marching over to the door and entering a 5-digit code, 4-6-3-7-2.

The keypad lit up green and an unlocking sound followed immediately after. Charlotte opened the door and looked over her shoulder at Ted who had frozen in surprise with a hand running through his hair, wide eyes glued to the woman in front of him.

“Comin’?”

[somewhere-thats-ethan-green]

black friday!!!

hate

1. Ethan

2. Lex

3. Tom

4. Kris Kringle (fight me on the spelling Nick Lang)

5. Listen, I know I should say Linda, because I love her, but the truth is, it’s a tie between Man in a Hurry and Gary Goldstein