#gassybelow

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I thought it would take me longer to go there but. It's really hot when someone needs to use the bathroom. Like, not actually using the bathroom, but just the growing urge to do so. The pressure building in their bowels, the occasional protesting of their poor insides struggling to keep everything inside, and small, desperate farts making their escape. But instead of decreasing the pressure, they just make it worse, until it's all that fills their mind. They have to fucking GO.

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Whenever I feel like I acquired too many followers, I yell into the void about how much I want a man to use my face as his seat while he can't hold back his farts.

Usually that's a dealbreaker.

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Celebrity being able to hide their binges but not being able to hide the gas that they have afterwards

Oh SHIT?? That is AMAZING. Listen. Fancy clothes were MADE to get super tight. And SOMEONE will be happy to make a burp/fart compilation... 👀

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Something about farts in expensive clothing just GETS me.

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I'm listening... 👀

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I have days, even weeks, where I couldn't care less about farts, and then boom, I hear one fart on my TikTok FYP and I'm horny

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Not to be super gross again but.

Estranged family member is invited to a family gathering because one of the younger members begs so much.

Estranged family member shows up in a surprisingly nice attitude. Even brings gifts. Something is wrong. Everyone just kinda squints. They're usually not like that.

Pretty soon, they figure out what's going on here. Estranged family member has been eating nothing but broccoli and beans the week prior.

And boy they're determined to ruin this party.