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PROMPT: Stiles and Derek are at the zoo and stiles keeps making animal jokes and Derek finally get's fed up and shuts him up with a steamy kiss :-)))
So I really hope this is okay, I haven’t written fluff in so long, I hope this is what you wanted, though it isn’t very long, sorry :(
The day had started off innocent enough, a boring trip to the zoo with pack, that’s it. Nothing terribly exciting or adventurous. It was supposed to be a slow and quiet day, everyone had a buddy per buddy systems rules, no one was to be left alone, in case of getting misplaced or lost. Derek got Stiles, of course and no one would switch with him, though it’s not like Derek tried very hard.
Everything had been going smoothly, the only problem was Derek restraining himself from grabbing and holding Stiles’ hand, until they arrived at the barnyard exhibit. Stiles had made friends with a sheep and started laughing, and when asked what was funny he replied with ‘nu-uuu-thing’, imitating a sheep while saying it, the day went downhill from there.
A joke about a thieving alligator here, a joke about orcas and how they hear music there (Orca-stras, Derek, get it!) and Derek had had enough, he may secretly be in love with the fool but there is only so much he could take. Derek was so deep in thought on how pawn his chatty buddy off on another pack member that he didn’t notice where Stiles has steered them, until the familiar scent of wolf hit his nose.
Looking up Derek just sighed, because of course Stiles would have them see the wolf exhibit, great more dog jokes in his future. Steeling himself Derek turned towards Stiles, bracing himself for the rain of jokes that would be hurled at him, only to see him looking at the wolves in awe. Hope blossomed in Derek’s chest and he turned back to look at the wolves lazing about in their enclosure.
“Hey, Der? Why did the boy cry wolf?"
Derek, sighed, hopes dashed, and replied in monotone voice, "I don’t know, Stiles, enlighten me?”
“To get a Howling experience.” Stiles answered, coyishly.
Derek went still all over, even his heart as he finally figured out a great many things, to Scott always pairing him with Stiles to the way Stiles halfheartedly objected.
Turning towards Stiles once again, Derek saw the nervous look on the younger man’s face and growled causing the nervous look to be replaced with rejection before grabbing Stiles by the shirt and pulling him into a passionate kiss. Derek took his time, thoroughly mapping out Stiles’ mouth with his tongue, and only the wolves in front them howling about their human brother claiming his mate stopped him from doing something to scar the children around them.
It was embarrassing for the two of them, though it was funny how Scott wouldn’t look his best friend in the eye anytime someone mentions howling for years later.
Oh geez this is a really really hard one, probably the hardest yet. Hmm you see I love them both so much an they are both such badasses and I aspire to be like both of them ya know and they are really different and I like them both for those differences but I have to go with Allison. Kira is amazing and so kick ass yet kind, but I have to pick allison I miss her so much
