Feb 22, 2024
Belial: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Lucilius: ...If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. Belial: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. Lucilius: …
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Belial: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Lucilius: ...If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. Belial: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. Lucilius: …
I know Belial already has a theme song and holy shit those lyrics, but does anyone remember the song "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake?
Lots of people used to just slap it onto whoever their blorbo-of-the-month was, but I honestly think Belial is the first character I've come across that the song actually fits - like, the lyrics and the vibe just sort of describe what he's about so well.
Sandalphon: Djeeta, I want Belial gone ASAP! Djeeta: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us? Sandalphon: The only person that could help us is Lucilius and I don’t really trust them… Looks over to Lucilius Lucilius: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! clap clap If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! clap clap
Sandalphon: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Lucifer has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them. Lyria: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at? Sandalphon: I knew you’d understand.
"You know how you make the bass better? Crank the bass up."
-- Lobelia, probably