#gccko

[allncmb-blog]

@gccko​

"I'm a forger. Changing tires isn't exactly within my job description. Do your magic, por favor."

[criminalexwife-blog]

@gccko from [xx]

there are fangs. scales. god only knows what else and vanessa is in a goddamn state of shock because how else is she supposed to feel about this sudden exposition? a normal person would be screaming their head off, running away, trying to escape to tell some national enquirer about fucking snake demons at a fucking truck stop.

but no. instead, she is going to kill seth fucking gecko.

“no.” teeth gritted. hands balled up into fists.  “that is not okay with me you son of a bitch. don’t you think that this is something to warn someone about?”

[criminalexwife-blog]

I'm at work so somebody report @gccko for sending me sad headcanons I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

[criminalexwife-blog]

shE CHECKED THE BAR FOR YOU SETH SHE fuckING CHECKED oN THE BAR IN THE KEYS BC YOU WANTED IT i FUCkING HATE U

[anotherburned-blog1]

that starter for brcveclark is so r00d im feeling emotion excuse u

Sorry notsorry. < 3

[cheatsyoubackarchive-blog]

*gives u a car seat* smol accident prone daughter i will drive u from now on

aw PLS! <333

[theexecutionerxx-blog]

“OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.”

          Buffy The Vampire Slayer Starters

“Yeah, but what are ya gonna do about it, hm? You need the Executioner, andshe doesn’t work without a decent coffee.”Anita took that seat, leg folded over the other and her fingers threaded, resting inher lap as she looked up at the thief. Wasshe being difficult? Oh, absolutely. But itdidn’t change anything, especially how great this felt. She lived for the little things.

“I’d start looking for a cafe then, Gecko.”

[criminalexwife-blog]