Buffy The Vampire Slayer Starters [ originally via buffyiisms ]
âPepper spray is just so passe.â
âDestructo Girl, thatâs me.â
âOkay, at this point youâre abusing sarcasm.â
âIf the apocalypse comes, beep me.â
âAnd the weird behavior award goes toâŠâ
ââYou read my diary!â
âI can just tell that somethingâs wrong, my spider sense is tingling.â
â The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest.â
â I donât wanna die.â
âWe saved the world. I say we party!â
âYour mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.â
âLove makes you do the wacky.â
âYouâre the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me.â
âMy emotions give me power.â
âI seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.â
âChocolate means nothing to me.â
â The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.â
â Do you think I chose to be like this?â
âWeâre not friends. We never were.â
âYour logic does not resemble our Earth logic.â
âWorld is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesnât change that.â
âYouâre weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails.â
âStrong is fighting! Itâs hard, and itâs painful, and itâs every day. Itâs what we have to do.â
â I know what goes bump in the night. â
â I canât be helpless like that.â
âWe help people! It doesnât mean we can do whatever we want.â
âMy brain isnât really functioning on the higher levels. Itâs pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.â
âOh, Iâm not really into porn⊠I mean Iâm just⊠Iâm trying to cut way back.â
â âI like my evil like I like my men - evil.â
âThat probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasnât wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.â
âYeah, well love isnât logical.â
âNo matter what, somebodyâs gonna get hurt.â
âThank you, logic boy.â
âYour definition of narrow is impressively wide.â
â I donât know how to live in this world if these are the choices.â
âMaybe it was lint. Maybe it was evil lint!â
âYou always hurt the one you love.â
âWe do not joke about eating people in this house!â
âIâm using you. I canât love you.â
âThatâs because the dress is radioactive.â
â I could never trust you enough for it to be love.â
â And at some point, someone has to draw the line â
âOK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.â
âIâm beyond tired. Iâm beyond scared.â
â Iâm the thing that monsters have nightmares about.â
â I donât know whatâs coming next, but I do know itâs gonna be just like this.â
 âTheyâre not all gonna make it. Some will die, and nothing I can do will stop that.â
âI have a mission to win this war, to save the world.â
â And youâre what? Shocked and disappointed? Iâm evil!â
â What are you doing here. Five words or less.â
â I personally donât think itâs possible to come up with a crazier plan.â
â Are you not used to being given orders?â
â No one asks for their life to change, not really.â