Jun 27, 2019
rip my aunt’s boyfriend he’s not dead he’s just a cardinals fan
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rip my aunt’s boyfriend he’s not dead he’s just a cardinals fan
Jokes on you. I don’t even really like ice cream.
“Brilliant as always Chris.
Another shining example of how much of a miracle it is that you never gave me a fucking aneurism.”
You wouldn't be angy in front of this one, would you~ :3c
Not a word left his lips as he stared at the girl down before him. Shaking his head before turning away. Not about to start something else, he had enough on his plate.
In which @alejandrosaabva confirms that Erza is Sam’s waifu and @thechristopherescalante is a little shit
Me: *reading something aloud* God tier acting
Chris: god tier ass eating????
me: n O
-yells at TV- HE TRUSTED YOUUUUUUU.
SHOOT, I JUST-
I just remembered that ho-ohs are one of Chris’ favorite pokemon, too, since the one in his world is a keeper of stories and lore and Chris is a sucker for stories.
Your phone or all your layers
Are you kidding me, Chris.
You’re really thinking about this right now?
“Phone.”