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“No, but if it gets you off my dick, then I really don’t fucking care.”
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“No, but if it gets you off my dick, then I really don’t fucking care.”
exustiio answered:
With a groan, Kyle pulled himself up, all thoughts of a relaxing night in gone with the sound of someone knocking on his door. Hair and clothing rumpled from an impromptu nap on the couch, he opened the door blearily. For a few moments he didn’t recognize the man standing in his doorway, it’d been so long.
“Dan? What are you doin’ here? It’s been a while.”
The dark haired man went to speak, the words dying into a croaking sound in his throat. Fitzpatrick looked... well he looked like a mess. the time away had not helped anything. Dan wanted to smooth out the man’s hair and wipe the sleep from his eyes. He wanted... to go back into hiding and pretend he’d never made this mistake.
“Just... left a shirt here. Needed to come get it.” He stretched, back cracking loudly. “Got anything to drink you’d share with an old friend Fitz?”
Hello sweetie!, is there a chance I can have your time for sec here. I'am doing my best to FUCK my one of a kind FUCK on FUCKLR Blog and perhaps you could test it?. Please give a shot honey! Will take only a few FUCKS. Tell me if it is FUCKING. Thank you! Daniel.
Hey Hun! I went to your page but I was only greeted with a face of a rather strange man. Also it seems you gave me a virus because it deleted all my FUCKS that I had. Therefore I could not telling you if you were FUCKING. So sad! Maybe next time! thank you!Tabikat
today i hung out with my friend daniel and we were just walking around when we saw this like group of kangaroos (i didnt even know there were any in the suburbs) and he was like if you touch one ill pay for you to be with zack and i was like for real????? and he was like 100% legit
so i go and im like walking up to these kangaroos and they're staring at me and im like oh god daniel what if one of them kicks me and breaks my arm omg and he was like wow ellen cant even do this for your boyfriend SO I WAS LIKE EUUUUUUUUUGGGGHRHRHRR then i rounded a corner and they had BABIES NO WAY AM I MESSING WITH KANGAROOS W/ BABIES
so basically i give up cause one, babies!!!!!!! two, that alpha male is staring at me and freaking me out and three they keep moving away from me
so daniel is like ok how about if you walk up that giant hill (like a mini mountain i s2g) for seven days, and send me a picture of you at the top each day and i'll tell you what you need to do in the picture every day so you cant just go up once and take a bunch of pics
tldr; my friend is making me work for a plane ticket to be with my boyfriend
my friends were doing stereotypical asian accents, and i got so flustered that i threw my japanese book at one the irony
ike koffin george barnum daniel sohapi
fuck ike
marry george
kill daniel fuck that kid
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Mearra- ;O
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okay, i'll try a;lfkdjasdf