#gdi jerry

[hexusproductions]

Paradox: Why do mages have to use a fucking stick or a staff to do magic? What’s so special about a god damn tree bone?

Nyx: There’s a huge explanation for that but long story short - if you miscast, do you want a stick to explode or your hand?

Coal: Also good for hitting people

Melody: Twirly.

Coal: Dramatic flair.

Jerry: Tastes good.

[whatelsecanwedonow]

[gaykuro]

If Jerry never existed then the universes wouldn't have merged and the universes would all still be intact.

[rotational-velocidensity]

forgot to put the soda a friend brought over out and now she’s going to break into our house to steal it back like that episode of seinfeld

[basedgrips]

i had a dream last night that Jerry was the president and he was so terrible that the south wanted to secede from us again. 

[notsponsoredbyminutemaidjuice]

Leslie: He has hysterical muteness... From the trauma.

Jerry: Correct.