#geekframed

[poshframed]

“I think I need a paralyz heal. Because you are absolutely stunning.”

     “ IF you think I’m stunning, you should see my taser. ”

[poshframed]

“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”

     “ SORRY-- my parents told me to never bring home strays. ” 

[poshframed]

“Hey, are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

     “ NO, but you must be a jury notice, because I’m trying to avoid you. ”

[gasclerk-blog]

can some1 stop @geekframed