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@poshframed
@poshframed and I are literally saving my friend’s ass by half-writing this 8-page essay all together in google docs and I’m sitting here researching my fucking ass off and all of us are writing and editing and there’s just a silence and kendra goes, “all i wanted to do was play overwatch.”
“Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I want to spread them!“
“ WOW, tactless and desperate. Now you’re even more pathetic than usual. ”
geekframed:
‘well, if you don’t want to go see that final fantasy movie with me, be my guest,’ he hummed, grinning slyly over at the blonde girl. ‘seriously, i’m sure someone else would be interested in going to see it, right?’ oh, you’re playing dirty, warren. playing dirty & with fire.
WELL FUCK. He would’ve absolutely had Victoria by the balls if she had any. Fucking Warren Graham. Where had she gone wrong? He knew too much, and the idea of him knowing too much made bile rise in the back of her throat. She hadn’t even let Nathan in on some of the stupid shit that she was into.
“ Shut the fuck up-- do you have to say that so loud? Christ-- Fine-- Look. I’ll go but only if it’s a Midnight Movie. I don’t need that shit on any radar. ” That, of course, is the Kind™ way of saying she doesn’t need or want anyone seeing her hanging out with someone like Warren.
“I think I need a paralyz heal. Because you are absolutely stunning.”
“ IF you think I’m stunning, you should see my taser. ”
“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”
“ SORRY-- my parents told me to never bring home strays. ”
“Hey, are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
“ NO, but you must be a jury notice, because I’m trying to avoid you. ”
Pick up lines Sentence Starters
Some of these are NSFWish but most are SFW
“Hey, are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine”
“Are you from Jamaica? Because jamaican me crazy over you.”
“Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is callin’ me!”
“You from Taiwan? ‘Cause Taiwan-na get in your pants!”
“Hey, mind if i take a picture of you? I wanna prove to my friends that angels are real.”
“Hope you’ve counted your sins, ‘cause there’s gonna be a demon in your bed tonight”
“There’s gonna be a full moon tonight. I’ll help you howl all night long“
“You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!”
“If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-obot and your name would be optimus fine~”
“I’m gonna need ice over here, cause you’re too hot for me.”
“Hope you like Pokémon, ‘cause I wanna Pikachu!“
“I think I need a paralyz heal. Because you are absolutely stunning.”
“Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m loving it!“
“Are you religious? Cause you’re answer all my prayers!”
“Do you have a map? Because i got just lost in your eyes”
“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”
“Are you a bicycle? Cause i wanna ride you all night long~!”
“Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I want to spread them!“
“Are you from china? ‘cause i’m china get ya in my bedroom tonite!”
“Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
“Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
Shit’s about to go down like Kate Marsh in your playthrough.
Me @poshframed
imagine that you’ve been stood up by your douche of a boyfriend on date night and the waitress keeps asking if you’re ready to order but you keep asking for more time hoping that he’s just late. people are starting to look at you with those apologetic looks like they know and you start to feel worse and worse about the whole situation but as you decide to just get up and leave, this boy you’ve never seen sits down explaining loudly “sorry i’m so late, babe, traffic is crazy right now.” and he quietly adds, “i’m —–. just go with it, yeah? whoever didn’t bother to show up is a dick.” and so you do go with it because he’s being sweet and trying to save you (and plus he’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen) and as you’re leaving the restaurant after the best non-planned date ever, he asks you out for real this time.
independent LIFE IS STRANGE roleplay blogs. selective, private & highly nsfw. // MAX. WARREN. RACHEL. MARK. VICTORIA. NATHAN. // art credit.
