#geggblr

[natnat98]

AND I JUST MADE YOU UP TO HURT MYSELF…

sorry for gegg guys it wont happen again

[realmsmp]

Sideblog called is-the-gegg-video-cute rating a video of a gegg in a blender as CUTE because geggs love being liquidated. rating a video of gegg in a pool as NOT CUTE geggs can dissipate in heavy amounts of water

[you-and-your-gegg]

What do i feed my gegg?

Geggs can and will eat everything, but there are some foods you should look out for.

You can find gegg feed at most pet stores, most commonly dry gegg food that has a gegg’s most basic nutritional needs, but this can be hard for your gegg to digest depending on age and general health. Wet gegg food can have a little more nutritional value as well as giving an easy and natural way for your gegg to moisturize.

A healthy gegg diet includes not only the basic needs but as well as enrichment. Leftovers, meats, and produce can add some more enjoyment to a gegg’s everyday meal, as well as extra nutritional value. Be wary of when and where you feed your gegg “human” food, as it may lead to your gegg having issues with tableside manners.

Geggs, especially elderly ones or geggins, may enjoy soups and stews, as they are easy to digest and can help generate moisture. Be careful to make sure that the soup is room temperature.

Avoid feeding your gegg salty or dry foods (ex: crackers, chips) as it will dry out your gegg. Gegg food should not be too hot or too cold, as geggs have issues regulating their internal body temperature when it is unbalanced.

GEGGS CAN NOT CONSUME CHOCOLATE OR ALCOHOL.

A fun summer treat for your gegg is a slightly chilled melted popsicle. It keeps them cool and moist during hot days.

[localdrunkman]

Spotted It in its not so natural habitat, holy shit he’s posing!

[snova-star]

gegg.

Gegg is truly the final form of humanity. The truth. The end. The beginning. There cannot be life without Gegg.

[problematiccheeto]

Makes a sad gegg mood board cuz gegg died:

Remembers gegg is immortal and just lost his last presidential life

RIP to Gesident Gegg tho

[arcticsilver]

*just reposted something, saying something about putting gegg in an orbie squisher*

GOD DAMNIT NOW I HAVE TO FEED YOU FOOLS

[realmsmp]

My pet gegg got stuck in the washing machine machine yesterday and has been gooping and gunking a little more than usual, but otherwise acting normally. Any advice?

Looks like your gegg absorbed a little bit too much water while playing :) Geggs really like washing machines but they can get too soggy during the wash cycle... But don't worry, your gegg is just shedding excess slime that was made while they were being spun around and soaked! It's a normal thing that Geggs do, and it will go back to normal very soon.

Hope all else is well!