•●♡Problematic Cheeto♡●•

my blog is like a mystery bag! you never know what you're gonna get, but it will probably be cheap and shitty. I also make art. [this user will mass reblog according to their hyperfixation and jam up your feed you can't stop them] (banner is by @sharkfiinn) https://en.pronouns.page/@problematicche

[problematiccheeto]

"Good different." (Ft my eridian Cheeto and @sharkfiinn 's eridian Prism)

I had a vision! Also I wanted to draw bloodyMary and chee and prism at the same time so I did. But I think it works really well! The art isn't the best BC I just needed to get this out of my head before the brainworms took what was left of my prefrontal cortex. Also didn't feel like rendering Grace and Simon lol. There are also probably spelling mistakes. Just a silly comic BC I felt like it.

Bonus:

*doesn't know whether to get really mad at this rock or hug it while he cries.

[problematiccheeto]

I have too many hyper fixations so I'm going to combine them into a super fixation and take over the world.

[problematiccheeto]

@sharkfiinn hey man so idk how to tell you this but apparently my disabled crystal-covered eridian kid met your disabled crystal-covered eridian kid and now they're best friends.

They want to have a sleepover? Idk it's more of a watch-eachother-sleepover. It's alr with me if it's alr with you dude.

[sharkfiinn]

prism would be DELIGHTED to have a sleepover. of course they can

[problematiccheeto]

Break from bloodymary posting to bring you this gem my mom just texted me. (Context: going to see TADC in theatres tonight)

[problematiccheeto]

Oh my god I can't believe they got the rights to purple Rain to play during Jax's death scene.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[problematiccheeto]

Stratt core

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"If it's any consolation, you will be hailed as a hero"

Mary play the 'THEY. WANT. YOU' bit from In_The_Navy-The_Village_People.mp3 🚀😔

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[kokica1]

Like girl we couldn't be nicer about this??

[problematiccheeto]

She did not need to do all that.

[problematiccheeto]

@sharkfiinn hey man so idk how to tell you this but apparently my disabled crystal-covered eridian kid met your disabled crystal-covered eridian kid and now they're best friends.

They want to have a sleepover? Idk it's more of a watch-eachother-sleepover. It's alr with me if it's alr with you dude.

[sharkfiinn]

whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock

[problematiccheeto]

ERIDIAN OC TIME!!! 👎👎

This is Cheeto. Fun facts about Cheeto below!

Cheeto is 73 earth years old. That's a little older than the rest of Grace's class because she got held back. Technically, they're smart enough to pass but they've never been interested enough in science to listen before.

Cheeto has a very common eridian chronic disease causing crystals to grow over her carapace and joints. This restricts their movements and she has a limp because of it. When Grace met them, they had a lot less crystal on them, so grace named her Cheeto after her orange carapace, and defaulted to they/them. (He pronouns the aliens biased on vibes alone. Most are they them) After the condition progressed, he started refering to her using feminine pronouns subconsciously.

Cheeto cannot do big science. She does enjoy making things with xenoniete... But not useful things. She tried to make a model of a molecule once for extra credit, but the molecule they made doesn't exist. They're usually sculpting something in the back of the class.

They don't get along great with the other eridians, since they're slower and not as fast of a learner. They do have a couple of friends and Grace indulges her interests. He taught her about human art and sculpture, and moved her to the front of the class so they can hear better.

Later on Grace uses his knowledge of helping struggling human kids to help Cheeto. With his help she finally passes the class, but she still comes around for tutoring and visits.

I was just gonna make one post and be done, but she's fun to draw! Might do more but rn I have to draw an abhorrent amount of bloodymary.

The sketch lol

[problematiccheeto]

Wait I should make an eridian oc... Wait my Sona literally has crystals as part of her design. Wait... I might be stupid...

[arikakari]

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

[problematiccheeto]

What?? You want us to make, like, gay posts???

[desire-mona]

seriously one of my fav rocky fanart tendencies is when he just looks like this

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kinda continuation of my previous art. anyway i think grace and rocky watched a bit of WWE before this

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close ups \/

[problematiccheeto]

Grace thinking Simon is teasing him BC he knows he likes him but in reality Simon doesn't think shit is real and he's just choosing all the the worst options for fun. I don't know if I explained this right but like Simon is just choosing the most chaotic dialogue options just to see what happens and what happens is Grace having a crisis.

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[essaimart]

she needs a lot