Before heading back to the city last weekend, we stopped at the edge of the village to buy popsicles from a small stand selling all of the essentials of rural life - fermented rice wine in big clay jugs, packets of locally sourced beef jerky, Hong Ta brand cigarettes and 5 mao popsicles for the village kids back home for summer vacation. While deciding between "red" and "blue" flavored popsicles, I looked up to see four people in our party surrounding a toothless elderly woman dressed against the cold despite the strong summer sun.
They were shouting at her, "Grandmother, can you hear me?!" She couldn't hear them, but still they moved in closer and kept shouting, right into her ear: "Grandmother, can you hear me?!" She shook her head and smiled, perhaps pleased with the attention. Then they started praying, and when I say praying, I mean praying as beseeching. I mean praying as I have never seen in the proper confines of a Presbyterian church and witnessed only on Sunday morning broadcasts from evangelical mega-churches. I mean praying as shouting and arm flailing and total emotional investment.
"God, accept this woman!" "God, we love you!" "God, give this woman hearing!" "God, we call on you!" And then they turned their attention back to the old woman: "Grandmother, repeat after me: 'God, I love you!' Grandmother, say what I say: 'Jesus, I love you.'"
I could not handle this. I turned and left the small yard outside the shop and waited with a few others on low stools set against a brick earthen wall. When all was said and done, one of the worshipers approached me: "Mai Ke, that old grandmother couldn't hear before, but after we prayed to God, now she can! Now she can hear." I just stared at her, silent. Seeing that she was in earnest, I didn't know what to say. The grandmother walked by and someone asked her: "Grandmother, can you hear?" This time she nodded her head and said: "Yes, I hear you."
I stayed quiet. "Perhaps you think we are all a little crazy," one of the worshippers said, a hint of embarrassment showing in the corners of her mouth. "Yes," I said. "Maybe just a little bit crazy." A week later, I would encounter more craziness, although this time focused on me...