#gemtally

[sarahfuckerman-blog]

Well, I guess it’s time for all of you to meet the leader of the soon to be winning team. The name’s Sarah, the youngest - and smartest - of the Puckerman clan. I’m 21, tons of fun, and ready to kick some ass. So, let the games begin and let the best family win. 

And if any ladies start to feel a little lonely, I have a great cure for that.

[franklyfabray-blog]

Even being a twin, it is more than confusing to see two of most of you. Anyway, to kick off what feels like the start to a seriously low budget horror film, I’m Quinn and I’m truly looking forward to beating all of you.

[smythealexandre]

Alright, I know, I’ve already let you down by being late. You didn’t get to walk in and be greeted by the hottest man alive and the most expensive cat in the world. But it’s okay, I’m here, and if you’re lucky I’ll let you pet my pussy. At least until my sister’s dog eats her.

My name’s Alexandre, and the pleasure is all yours. Can anyone explain to me how this camping thing works and where I can get the chef to make Anastasia a salmon?

[franklyfabray-blog]

Quinn’s eyes flickered from the camera to the producer behind the camera, feeling her eyebrows rise as she parted her lips to speak. “No? I’m not surprised that the only 3 lesbians are talking? Do you realize how many lesbians I talk to in Onyx? 1. And she’s closeted and working as a cashier at Home Depot.” 

“Hashtag nonspon but I wouldn’t mind being sponsored by Uhaul.”

[sarahfuckerman-blog]

Moodboard {2/?} - Sarah and @rivpuckerman

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

[sarahfuckerman-blog]

MOODBOARD {1/?} - SARAH RUTH PUCKERMAN

Look, academically you could never catch me You were close, but no match scholastically Now how, now way I put the “OG” in 5.0 GPA