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What kind of clothes do you think the Hellsing cast would wear aside from the uniforms/suits/robes they're usually seen in?
THOUGH HELLSING IS KHOUTA HIRANO'S ANSWER FOR WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE EVENTS OF BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, THERE IS QUITE A LOT OF DISCREPANCY BETWEEN THE TWO. Even though Hellsing is an intrinsically gothic manga/anima, it also has many campy and Quentin Tarantino-esque elements.
To make things easier for me, I'll mostly be talking about what they might wear after the events that took place during the Battle of London.
ALUCARD.
Hellsing’s version of Dracula has him dressed up in a bright red trench coat and a big, floppy hat, something you’re more likely to see on Al Picino. Beyond having something that mostly covers his form and/or makes him look like he broke out of a BDSM dungeon, I doubt Alucard pays much mind to what he wears at this point, especially since he inhabits a basement most of the time. Though on the rare occasion where the old man has to actually Do Something, then he could be persuaded to wear a two-piece suit with a tie that heavily suggests he’s involved in occultism. On a more serious note: something like a black overcoat with gilded buttons, a red satin vest with a crimson paisley pattern and a tie to match, and a pair of deep wine red Oxfords—quintessentially gothic. This is only for his base form as Alucard, however. As a 500+ year old genderless vampiric entity, the “man” can wear whatever he wants. (I mean that literally, he can just change his outfit at will.)
INTEGRA.
The Princely Sir Integra. Because I get the heavy implication that she prefers to wear more masculine clothing, I would think that Integra almost always wears suits, blazers, simple button-up blouses, etc. I have seen fan art of her wearing dresses and the like, and I have to personally say: hard pass. I love femininity, especially when it’s expressed as something that can and should be celebrated, but for Integra? Not every woman defines “femininity” or even wants to embrace it in the same way others have. Integra leans more on the masculine spectrum in how she dresses herself, something she more than likely got from her father and the other men of the Round Table. And while she may feel obligated to present herself in a more masculine light by the way she dresses herself, that is her choice. I do think she may wear formal hats or even hair ornaments on more formal occasions if the situation calls for it. She’d look really good in a pale green-blue suit, slim-cut trousers, and dark brown dress shoes with her silver blonde hair up in a knot bun. Maybe add a Juda stick in there too.
SERAS.
Seras is the only normal person in this whole show, so it makes sense that she would wear something, well, normal. We saw her and Pip carrying what looking to be McDonald’s in a pink hoodie to block out the sunlight. And we also all know that Seras definitely did not pick out her Hellsing uniform (I’m looking at you, Integra). I do think that Seras has a bit more of a tomboyish style (yes, you can wear pink and still be a tomboy). Though as the years go on, her style will have changed over time. I think by the time Alucard comes back from his Cat Nap, she’s discovered that she loves to experiment and imagine all the different outfits she could create. At least, she likes it in theory. In practice, she has yet to ask if she can get a uniform without a mini pencil skirt.
PIP.
Look, this man just dresses himself like a typical straight dude, I’m not sure what to tell you. Plus, he floats around as a formless phantom that guards the Hellsing manor most of the time now, so...maybe the mansion should get another coat of paint? Jury’s out on that one, chief.
(DIS)HONORABLE MENTION: WALTER.
Technically he’s wearing rubble right now. But in all honesty, his style is somewhat similar to Alucard’s, he just left the tomato soup-colored duster and wide-brim fedora behind. Maybe if he wanted to complete a look completely opposite to Alucard’s, he could've gone with a Yankee with no brim.
