#gender forecast

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Andrés gender forecast is that specific shade of blue you feel when the parasitic demon living inside of you leaves.

[todaysgenderispanda]

Posted to the wrong blog, apparently. So if you saw this before, no you didn’t. <_<

[storyteller-aprendiz]

Norma’s gender forecast is turtlenecks on summer.

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Ambrose’s gender forecast is a BIG gender envy for whatever Michelangelo’s David statue has going on.

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Barney's gender forecast is final boy of a 90s slasher movie.

[storyteller-aprendiz]

Pugsley’s gender forecast is his hat and the existential dread of meeting an evil version of you.

[storyteller-aprendiz]

I think Raine's gender forecast would be "Animal themed revolutionary groups" mixed with a bit of summer angst.

[storyteller-aprendiz]

Quincy’s gender forecast is when you found yourself humming liturgical music after you left the faith because the rhythm is great.