#generator gems

[laski-and-sage]

Alexander: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Alucard: The cow???

Alexander: What?

Seras: Master, W H Y?

[x]

[laski-and-sage]

Seras: How do I deal with my enemies?

Alucard: Kill them

Seras: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Alucard: Kill them only a little?

[x]

[laski-and-sage]

Alucard: Anderson, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Anderson: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Alucard: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask TJ.

[x]

TJ: *giving the same answer*

Alu: Love you too, Mom! I should ask Maxwell...

Maxwell: *giving same answer*

Alu: WHY IS EVERYONE in love with me?!

[laski-and-sage]

Alucard: Why are your tongues purple?

TJ: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Maxwell: I had a red one.

Alucard: oh

Alucard:

Alucard: OH

Anderson:

Anderson: You drank each other's slushies?

[x]

[laski-and-sage]

Alucard: I was arrested for being too cool.

Anderson: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence

[x]

[laski-and-sage]

Alucard: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Anderson: The car takes a screenshot.

TJ: For the last time, get the fuck out.

[x]