#reddie hc

[sunshinereddie]

i think it would be funny if in canon eddie really doesn’t remember his time in derry and the losers and so when he grows up and is like in his early-mid 20s and sees this up coming comedian richie tozier everywhere and gets really annoyed about it because for some reason his sense of humour really aggravates eddie. and for some reason a lot of eddie’s friends like this tozier guy, they ask eddie if he wants to come along to his shows and eddie is always like NO why would i waste money to watch some asshole tell jokes at a humour level of a 12 year old boy. i’ll pass.

anyways then imagine about 15 years later or so after derry 2.0 and one night eddie’s old friends get tickets to see richie “trashmouth” tozier live on tour after the comedian took a. mysterious unexplained break. and so they go to the show and it was great but afterwards as they’re leaving the theatre, who do they run into but their old friend eddie kaspbrak?!?!?! and so they go up to him and they’re like “hey man how are you it’s been so long! but what the hell are you doing here, we thought you hated richie tozier!!! haha did you have a change of heart?”

and eddie is just standing there, eyes wide with shock and completely lost for words, until an arm wraps around eddie’s shoulders and the friends look and see. richie tozier. the comedian. with his arm around eddie’s shoulder. who then kisses eddie on the cheek. and then says to eddie “hey eds, these friends of yours?”

and that’s how eddie’s old friends find out that eddie kaspbrak, the guy who had for some reason a burning hatred for comedian richie tozier when they were younger, is now dating the very same richie tozier.

[r-tozierness]

[reddiesworldsblog]

richie: do you or do you not feel bonita?

eddie, wearing one of richie’s atrocious hawaiian shirts and llama slippers: i feel bonita

richie: wonderful because you LOOK bonita‼️

[freak4it]

headcanon is that eddie would ALWAYS be wearing socks. you would NEVER catch that man being bare foot. it makes him feel obnoxious without them on. therefore richie would ALWAYS make sure to buy a huge pack of socks for his eddie every christmas ever since they’ve met. thereupon eddie’s love for richie continues to grow even stronger as the years go by.

[shrimpsodaa]

richies presents eddie with a little dude at the quarry,

he is just a little dude

[neverwasreddie]

“So, you know, I broke an engagement to be here.”

Eddie’s head snaps up and away from the dilapidated Derry sidewalk he’d been staring at to avoid tripping on a crack and losing a tooth in this godforsaken town.

When he looks up, though, Richie is staring straight forward next to him, hands shoved deep into his pockets and shoulders hunched up toward his ears. If it hadn’t been for the subtle red flush high up on his cheeks, Eddie would’ve assumed he had imagined hearing him speak.

But he knows Richie definitely said that out loud for a reason, so he nudges their elbows together and says, “Yeah, I know, it was all over Twitter. Comedian Rich Tozier Bombs Onstage, Cancels Remaining Shows in Vegas.”

“Can’t believe Eddie Kaspbrak is a Twitter fiend,” Richie smirks before dropping his own gaze to the sidewalk.

Suddenly he’s shaking his head, a sharp, jerky motion Eddie remembers from high school.

“Not that kind of engagement, Eds. A marriage one. A proposal. You know — I was engaged. Never got married, that part really was a joke. But I was engaged to this girl. For, like, seven years.”

“Jesus.” Eddie stares at him openly, but he can’t see anything in the face of this man — this stranger’s face on the soul of his best friend. “You always jumped headfirst into Step One of a plan, but never seemed to make it to Step Two. Isn’t that right? Is that what happened here?”

Richie’s mouth turns up on one side, the way he always seemed please whenever Eddie would rib him for something back in the day. But he shrugs one shoulder, too, like he’s taking the question seriously and yet coming up short of a clear response.

“Something always held me back from the actual marriage part,” he admits, kicking at an acorn in his path. “We’d start looking at venues, talk about DJs or live bands, but…something always stopped me before we could make any concrete plans.”

His stride lengthens, just for a second, damn those long legs of his, and Eddie has to scurry to catch up to him and hear what he says next:

“Just always felt like something was missing, until Mike called and the memories started coming back. That’s when I ended things with her for good.”

Eddie’s heart trips for a beat or two, and he tries to shove that strange reaction down and give this conversation with Richie his full attention — he can consider his traitorous body and its weird impulses later.

“Something in you must’ve remembered us, even subconsciously,” he muses, “and you knew it wouldn’t be right to have a wedding without the Losers there.”

He thinks he hears something like a chuckle from Richie, and he can’t imagine why, but sure enough, there’s a smile guarding Richie’s words when he half-turns his face toward Eddie to speak again.

“Think you’re right, Spaghetti. I just couldn’t go through with a wedding without you.”

[trashm0uthtoz1er]

okay, im kind of confused. why is everyone saying eddie died in It chapter 2??? did we watch the same It chapter 2? they killed pennywise then richie and eddie got married at the end and adopted two pomeranians, i really am so confused, help.

[areyoureddieforittaylorsversion]

just some reddie headcanons bc i feel like it

Richie got Eddie a promise ring and Eddie pretended to hate it so much but really, he couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day. Richie knew.

Sometimes Eddie just goes silent. Usually it's because of his mom or the Bowers gang. When he does this, Richie knows exactly what he needs. It varies day to day but it's always either reassurance, distraction, or affection.

Whenever Richie hears a song he thinks Eddie will like, he adds it to a mixtape. He gives them to Eddie once they're two hours long. Eddie has like twenty of them.

It took Eddie kissing Richie at least three times before he admitted to himself he was gay. Richie, of course, knew the whole time and Richie found it highly amusing when Eddie called him at three in the morning to tell him.