1. First impression: When you first moved into town, I took a liking to your taste in fashion. I also thought that it was odd to have another redhaired, bespectacled person in town. 2. Truth is: I should have braced myself for your smarmy mouth. 3. How old do you look: Mid-twenties? Your birthday was a while back, wasn't it?4. Have you ever made me laugh: You try. I've almost smiled once, but then you opened your mouth again. Sigh. 5. Have you ever made me mad: You don't try and you still succeed.6. Best feature: Tastes. And your pestering persistence. Though the latter is also your worst feature.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I don't really know if I can get feelings like that? And from what I know, you're supposed to want to be around this person all the time. That's kind of hard to do if I'm me and you're you. 8. You’re my: How did you word it? "Partner (in fashion crime)"