#genuinely devestated

[sweetcalebb]

nothing beats the absolute devastation of finding a fanfic on wattpad that's actually so funny and addictive, just to find out it hasn't been updated in 4 years.

LIKE NO! MY SHAYLAAA PLSSS ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

and YES im still on wattpad. MY WATTPAD USERS RISE! ✊

(it's my guilty pleasure)

[kettledemon]

Oh my god. Its spies conflicted about their role and Eric cartman. That’s the characters I like. Shoot me.

[assbazooka]

was having a bad tic day today, so instead of doing my socio work, i decided to scroll on instagram - fun, right? WRONG.

it was in this time where i discovered something truly malicious - a comic describing a tomato..as a berry.

being a devout seeker of TRUTH, i went searching, PRAYING the comic was incorrect!

my friends…i so, so dearly regret to inform you all that it is, in fact, true…

Botanically Speaking, a Tomato is a Berry.

[homosexchad]

me when i put over 50 hours into a baldurs gate 3 save, desperately wooing astarion and checking guides, only to find out in act 3 i missed a huge cutscene by ignoring a trader and not having high enough approval to get the backup cutscene 💀

(i got the “we haven’t spent a night together in a while 🥹🥹” dialogue option, saved and checked it out before dying, reloading my save, and then googling to find out how i’m now stuck)

me when i’d need to go back at least 15 hours to fix this, except my oldest save is from 4 hours ago

deadass just mourned for an hour and decided fuck this and made a new save so i can recover from this devastating news before returning to my big save

i wanted to woo and heal and fuck astarion and then get halsin in as our third and instead i’ve been ruined. this is homophobia.

[charliestumblr]

Dear whoever unfollowed me last night:

I am almost certainly not following you anyway you useless cunt