Song Review: Procol Harum - “Don’t Get Caught”
As Procol Harum marks its 50th anniversary in 2017, the “A Whiter Shade Pale” band is celebrating with its first studio album since 2003.
The title means “new thing.” And while Procol are anything but, there is something novel about the band on this first record since The Well’s On Fire.
Novum is the only Procol Harum LP to not feature lyrics from Keith Reid. As we shall hear, this is not a good development; Reid’s been so important to the band’s mystique that he’s always been credited as a non-performing member.
Reid’s quirky witticisms are sorely missing from the first single, “Don’t Get Caught,” which sounds a bit like the theme from “The Greatest American Hero” and spends its five-plus minute run time looking back and pledging to take it easy going forward. Singer/pianist Gary Brooker, the band’s sole remaining original member, is in fine voice, although his instrument is scratchier than it was in the past.
When you’re young you gotta grab what you can/make your name ‘round the land/but remember all the things you’ve been taught/and never, never, ever get caught, he sings.
Combined with the poppy musical accompaniment, these lyrics ensure “Don’t Get Caught” bears little resemblance to songs such as “The Devil Came from Kansas” or “A Salty Dog.” Devoid of a fat guitar solo, and with no fanciful orchestration, “Don’t Get Caught” will leave listeners searching for cryptic Reid-isms such as, don’t beg for silver paper when I’m trying to sell you cheese, feeling disappointed.
That leaves Brooker’s pipes. And despite the understandable changes it’s undergone over the past five decades, Brooker’s voice is the one thing that makes this sound like a Procol Harum song.
Unfortunately, “Don’t Get Caught” is not a good Procol Harum song.
Grade card: Procol Harum - “Don’t Get Caught” - D+
Hear it here: https://m.soundcloud.com/user-643140006/05-dont-get-caught/s-ciwMA
Read Sound Bites’ previous Novum coverage here: https://krispyweiss.tumblr.com/post/156759691473/new-procol-harum-album-coming-in-april-as-it