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Professor: Is it raining? Or is it my imagination that there's a little puddle of water over here on the floor?
Student 1: Yes, it's raining.
Student 2: We should cancel class!
Professor: *not amused* No, I'm not canceling class over it raining.
Professor: *continues lecture*
Student 2: But I don't want the roof to collapse on us.
Maintenance Crew: For the last time, there is nothing wrong with the roof!
Remember that famous line from Jurassic Park? 'Hold on to your butts; we're gonna learn sun angles!' Okay, so he doesn't say it quite like that. But, yes, y'all better hold on to your butts 'cause here we go!
Maps and cartography professor
Oh, man, we've got so much to cover today and we've only got 50 minutes! Holy cow! Man, do we have lots to cover. I hope everyone shows up today 'cause they're gonna miss all kinds of stuff and be completely lost the next class. *giggles evilly and proceeds to let class out 10 minutes early*
Maps and cartography professor
Aw, man! They've updated these computers to Windows 10 and I hate it! I can't find anything!
Maps and cartography professor
Students: *hear tornado sirens going off*
Professor: *lecturing, doesn't hear sirens*
Student: *raises hand* We're under a tornado warning!
Professor: Oh, okay. Um, we're gonna finish this slide first.
Professor: And since we all know the Earth is round...
Student: *interrupts* No, it's not.
Professor: Ok, then, have fun falling off the Earth.
To the half of the class who decided not to show up today: we're never covering this material again. Suckers.
Maps and geography lecturer
Gah, I hate squirrels. One really nice spring day I opened a window during class to let in a breeze, and there was a squirrel chattering right outside the window to annoy us. After a while, I had enough of him and his noises, so I went downstairs to my office, got my paintball gun, and shot him from the window. He was pink after that.
an army colonel, campus ROTC recruiter and adjunct geography professor
