#georgethegiraffe

[historicallyunseen]

Ever wonder if someone would roll you off them if you fell and feeling the train go right by your face almost touching the tip of your nose? (Some people love that feeling) adrenaline junkies trying to help people are so disgusting I'm told.... I'm just like George the giraffe tho exploited while unknowingly being dosed with acid (endless nightmare)

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When an employee dares you, thinking it would embarrass you, only to realize she's embarrassed in her manager now. #fooledyou #georgethegiraffe #valleychildrenshospital #donations #valleychildrens

[meisim]

Tagged by: mabelsyrup



Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Name: Ashley

Nickname: nope, none.

Birthday: October 20th

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight, mostly. Ha like it matters, single as fuck.

Height: 5’8"

Time zone: Central

Time and date: 3:01 AM, 9/2/2014

Average hours of sleep: Between 4-8

OTPs: umm idk not something I really do

The last thing I Googled was: Hillcrest Towers Retirement Community

What I last said to a family member: Talk to you later.

One place that makes me happy and why: Farmer's Market. Quirky things, live music, fresh food, plants, small town things.

How many blankets I sleep with: 2-4 depending on the season. I ain't about being cold.

Favorite beverage: good coffee is the meaning of life.

The last movie I watched in the Cinema: The Giver 

Three things I can’t live without: books, drawing supplies, ipod

Something I plan on learning: drawing anatomy for dummies

A piece of advice for all of my followers: Procrastination is the devils work and I'm goin to hell. 

You have to listen to these songs: .Pretty Green - White Denim, Long Time/Foreplay - Boston, Living Dead - Marina, Loud Pipes - Ratatat, Bang bang - Nancy Sinatra

My blog(s): mei-sim

Now to tag 10 people: kikikeynes, emvious, pokemontrainerserena, we-are-our-own-nightmares, georgethegiraffe, rosy-antlers, theatrealpaca, ok i give up now

[kikikeynes]

Hello beautiful person ❤ once you get this, you must share five random facts about yourself and then pass this onto ten of your favourite followers ❤ :)

oh hey. thanks gurl ❤ 

1. i have a pet cactus named rosie2. i got my first smartphone last week after having the same phone for five years3. i’ve seen ben gibbard live twice4. i’ve also seen marina and the diamonds live twice5. did i mention my cactus 

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OKAY. HM. HMMM. HM. LUKE, JACE, ALEC. K that'll do it.

Hmmmmmmmm okay then:

Husband: Alec. Mostly because marrying Luke would be weird and idk I just don’t care for Jace.

Bestfriend: LUKE BECAUSE HE’S AWESOME

Brother: Jace would technically count as this because I married Alec, would he not?

Mortal Instruments stuff hell yeah

[visionmarred-archive]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. <3

Oh Emma bb, I’m always too lazy to actually spread this along but this warms my icy heart all the same. <3

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OKAY. Cool questions for cool people - Start at 1, and do every 5th one, so 5, 10, 15... And so on

1: If you were of the opposite gender, what name would you want to have?

My official genderbend name is Sid. Because of reasons. Although somebody in junior high said it would be Seth, but well you and I both know why I can’t have that name. (Sorry Seth)

5: If you became dictator of your country, and you can enact one law that could not be repealed once you are forcibly removed from office, what would that law be?

…Oh God. Ummmmmm, do I want to go for equal rights for everybody regardless of gender, class, race, sexuality, etc? Or health-care for everyone? This is a hard question and I have so many rules I want to make permanent

10: If you were a farmer, what would you grow?

Tomatoes? Idk.

15: What year of school was best for you?

Probably second grade. I actually cried on the last day of school. :P

20: If you had to have one feature on your body changed to a canine version of said feature, what would you choose?

Can I get myself a tail? I want a tail.

25: What is your least favorite illicit substance?

No opinion?

30: What is your favorite boy band?

Tbh I don’t really like a lot of boy bands so I’ll just go with One Direction out of a general lack of knowledge on the subject.

35: You have inherited a nightclub in a major city. What modifications would you make to it?

I would name it The Bronze. Its main band would be called “Dingoes Ate My Baby.” And there would be a trio consisting of an athletic blonde chick, dorky black-haired guy, and nerdy redhead that frequents it.

and maybe a picture of my face on the balcony idk

40: What brought you to Tumblr?

A friend of mine mentioned Tumblr so I checked it out and, well, here I am.

45: What is your favorite speech?

I don’t really have one?

50: What is your favorite police procedural?

BBC’s Sherlock, definitely.

[visionmarred-archive]

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HEY LOOK ASKS

also hey Emma :D

(⊙_◎) : Biggest pet peeve?

Oh God, uh. The one I can think of off the top of my head are fart/vomit/poop jokes on most cartoons and TV shows. Really, there are little things that piss me off more than those. Maybe it’s just because I’m a horrible fastidious person, but seriously. SERIOUSLY.

(︶ω︶) : If you could have any color hair with repercussions, what color would you choose?

Hmm. I really like redheads, but I don’t think I have the skin to pull it off? But any color in general, I’d go for pink. Not even kidding.

(◕‿◕✿) : What is your morning ritual?

During the summer, my ritual has thus far been to wake up at nine or ten, try to sleep for a half hour, then play Fallout 3 on the Xbox until the heat drives me out of my room. I’m an exciting person, I know.