Dec 7, 2015
SAFE
On the Red Line train this guy gets into the car I’m in, right before the doors close. He stands there and says, “Safe! I made it!”—doing a baseball umpire motion for “Safe” holding an unpeeled banana in one hand and some mail in the other.Then he sits in the seat next to me, organizing the mail on his lap. He eats the banana and puts the peel in one of the opened envelopes. He is very calm and doesn’t say anything else to anyone the whole time. Safe.
GERALD MCCLELLAN VS NIGEL BENN