GerLith?
(rubs my hands together) (like a fly)
Who offers to get rid of the evidence and body whenever the other starts complaining about someone:
probably tolys.
germany’s response goes something like:
>___>
Who shows up at the other’s house with food and movies when the other is having a bad day:
lithuania is a strong independent Nation dammit
he doesn’t need people to put themselves out for him
raivis calls germany
germany brings his dogs over on the pretense that they are lonely and want to see friends
tolys falls asleep on the couch having definitely 100% not broken down in tears of frustration all over germany’s shoulder
Who sends the other tons of videos/phone game requests:
feliks got tolys hooked on bejeweled and we all know misery loves company
germany has a higher high score than lithuania but neither of them would ever admit it.
Who glares at the other til they sit down and eat:
lithuania is a strong independent Nation dammit
he doesn’t need people to do his work for him
raivis calls germany
germany comes over, bodily drags tolys away from desk and to the table
they both have the “why do you insist on completely neglecting yourself all the time always” speech memorized
also raivis is a good and observant brother. can we have some raivis appreciation please.
Who stands behind the other and signals to the person arguing with their friend that if the person hurts their friend then they will hunt the person down:
compared to ludwig tolys is tiny
this does not make the war face any less frightening
protect lud 2k16
also they are both like this with their dogs.
you touch the puppies, they will take turns holding each others’ coats
I mean it’s a shame to get blood on good clothes
Who starts the war on stealing food from the other:
tolys: very casually leans over and filches a french fry
ludwig: rolls eyes
russia: very casually leans over and filches a french fry
ludwig: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO AWAY
poland: sides against russia on principle
america: sides against russia on principle
belarus: sides with russia on principle
lunchroom: devolves into complete chaos
Who comes up with the bad ideas that they will regret in the morning and who stops them/goes with them to keep them from getting into too much trouble:
when ludwig gets drunk he gets really drunk.
tolys picks the “goes with him” option bc he is too smol to really stop germany once germany has a bad idea in his head
they don’t ever speak about the waking-up-in-jail-covered-in-chicken-feathers-and-molasses incident
fortunately prussia never found out about that one
can you imagine?