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But what IS the fuck pit? No one answered my question.

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Oh…that is peculiar. Also, a Gnubbling is a small rodent that is now extinct do to unrelated reasons of it being a soft skinned digging creature…

Oh! That is unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

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Why would they think me a child then? I am not some soft skinned gnubbling!

Hey! I am not a gnubbling!

And because you are itty bitty! They have some children whose scales harden early on, as well.

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…What does a Landstrider look like?

Very tall, sexually dimorphic, hard, thick plating from their head to their toes!

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Yeah…so not tiny but still small.

They would definitely think you are a child.

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I’m sure we’d be out-right tiny then.

You’re just a bit smaller than me, are you not?

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Okay a couple questions…

What is this Pink thing?

And how did you get this into my office?

It is a costume of the noble earth pig!

Aka you!

And I have my ways.

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