#get beaned

[masturbatress]

[softperchart]

I did some pieces for one of my GRD classes inspired by Thiccles the fat purple ringneck

[corruptimles]

Ko-fi bean for @queenofweeb, thank you for the donation! 

[hoshizori]

beaned bun

[ask-chavland]

“Chun and Leon live next door, I see plenty of them.”

[whymehwhy]

Meme carefully friends...

Omfg so I am in marching band (high school) and there was an incident at the middle school where the school shut down for a few days because they received word of a school shooting threat. Apparently a student had said that they were going to “shoot up the middle school, every single kid in every single school in the entire school district. No one is left untouched, not even the elementary kids.” So I go to the next marching band practice and there is a bass drum player missing. Apparently, one of our bass drummers was the kid who sent out the threat. And this kid was literally the most quiet, sweet child ever who never spoke out and just showed up to practice. The next day everyone finds out that the threat was reported from this kids’ meme account on Instagram that he sent a private message to his friend. This kid got suspended over something he said on a meme account. To make matters worse, his dad is on the board of directors for the school district. And to add to that, this kid was also being questioned by the county law offices on accounts of charging this kid for terrorism  or the potential threat of this kid being a terrorist (he wasn’t charged thank the Lord). Needless to say, this kid was taken out of marching band and was continued to be home schooled and hidden from the public for weeks. 

Days pass and no one has heard anything from this kid and then everyone in the percussion section gets a text message from him that says this; 

‘get beaned ni 🅱 🅱 a.’

He memed til the very end, that kid. 

Like, I can’t make this up.This is a real thing that happened in my life.

[xx-deathwalker-xx]

One of my favorite phrases is “getting beaned” when something hits someone in the head and they go flying i just love it so much like my deep chuckle and then going “oh my god they got totally BEANED” is just such a fun thing to say and people should say it more

[aliencowboi]

it’s not your fault officer

(officer lets out a sigh)

but lord vader won’t know that