#getholtzmxnned

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[text] I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why I threw up.

[text to: Holtz]: Oh Holtz... Do you need me to come and pick you up?[text to: Holtz]: Also for someone who just drank 13 shots you are surprisingly coherent.

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Snark At The Office:

Venkman and Holtzmann: playful sniping, actually pretty amusing.

Venkman and Gilbert: shots fired, there is bloodshed. How could a just God allow this to happen?

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"Will you be quiet now?" ~ getholtzmxnned (whoops I'm gay s orry)

Send “Will you be quiet now?” For my muses reactions to yours pushing them against a wall and kissing them

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There were few things that managed to make Jennifer Lynch be at a loss of words. Evidently, Holtzmann plan was a succeed because when the blonde woman parted from the kiss, the brunette was dumbfounded and very much in a shock state.

“What…the actual… f-….?” She mumbled still in a daze, blinking quickly to come back to reality. When her brain decided to react normally again, the first things she did was push Holtzmann shoulder with an angry frown. “What the hell is wrong with you, Holtzmann!?”

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@getholtzmxnned continued from X

“I- uhm-” Holtzmann wasn’t sure if she should tell the princess about her flying carpet or not, and decided to avoid the comment, taking a step towards the castle room. “Please, princess- give me a chance?” The blonde had been smooth any other time she’d flirted, why was she struggling now? The realization that she had never actually attempted to win the heart of someone she truly wanted hit her, and she now accepted that this would be harder than she assumed it to be.

She cleared her throat, looking over at Erin with wide, almost nervous eyes.

“Give me one good reason why I should.” Erin huffed, shutting her notebook with a little more aggression than entirely necessary. Getting up, she walked towards the door of the balcony, but made sure to keep them shut, crossing her arms as she looked at the blonde woman standing in front of her. “You may have played a nice little game at the market the other day, but I’m an actual person, thank you very much. I’m not an object, not a prize to be won, and not a piece of cattle to just be handed off to the highest bidder.”

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I Can Show You the World ~ getholtzmxnned ❤

Fairytale meme | Accepting

Slamming the door to her room behind her later that night, Erin was fuming. How dare she, that- that- She let out a loud cry in frustration at the thought of the blonde princess who had all but waltzed into the palace that morning to make a claim for her hand. Being a reasonable person, or so she liked to think, Erin had wanted to reserve any judgement until she had actually gotten to know the woman. But when someone barged in with a grand parade, too much swagger, and then proceeded to talk about wooing her like she wasn’t standing 5 feet away in that same room, that was enough for Erin to make up her mind.

Of course her parents had been completely taken by the blonde, which didn’t exactly score her more points in Erin’s book either. All they had been concerned with for the past 5 years was turning Erin into the perfect little trophy wife, a method of payment for a stronger military force whose only task was to smile and nod. The idea alone made the redhead want to throw up.

When had people stopped seeing her a a person, anyway?

Grabbing one of her many notebooks from the shelf, Erin sat down behind her desk, wanting to unwind by putting the finishing touches to the equation she had been working on for the past week. Losing herself completely in the numbers on the page, she only looked up when she heard a familiar voice from her balcony.

“Do I even want to know how you got up here?”

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@getholtzmxnned

[text: Unknown Number]: Jillian Holtzmann, at your service. [text: Unknown Number]: Who is this? And why do we need to meet?

[text: Holtz👻]: Before I tell you my name, I just ask that you please keep an open mind about what I am about to say. [text: Holtz👻]: My name is Rowan North.

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# ~ getholtzmxnned ❤❤👻❤❤

Random text:

[text: Holtz👻]: I am seriously hoping that this is still your number here. If this is Jillian Holtzmann we need to meet.

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😏 ~ getholtzmxnned ❤❤👻❤❤

Text Meme || Accepting

Send “😏” for a SNARKY text.

[text: The Engineer]: Missed me again! A pity you ladies are always so late to the party… ONE of these days you might catch me. What takes you so long? It certainly can’t be your make up… Ah well… Until next time my dears 😘 👻