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Hm.
Act 1; Scene 2 (BARTLEY'S LINES BECAUSE I NEED TO MEMORIZE THEM.)
Bartley: (long pause, looking over sweets, more pause) Do you have any mintios?
Eileen: We only have what you see.
Bartley: In America they do have Mintios.
Eileen: Go to America so.
Bartley: Me Aunty Mary did send me seven mintios in a package.
Eileen: Good on your Aunty Mary.
Bartley: From Boston Massachusetts.
Eileen: From Boston Massachusetts, uh-huh.
Bartley: But you have none?
Eileen: We only have what you see.
Bartley: You should get some Mintios, really, because Mintios are nice sweeties. You should order some in. You should get somebody from America to go sending you some. In a package. (sigh) Now I'll have to be taking another look for meself.
Eileen: Take another look for yourself, aye.
Bartley: (pick over sweets, long pause) Do ya have any Yalla-Mallows?
Eileen: (pause) We have only what you see.
Bartley: They do have Yalla-Mallows in America.
Eileen: Oh aye. I suppose your Aunty Mary did send you some in a package.
Bartley: (thinking freely) No. She sent me a photograph of some in a package. The only proper sweeties she sent me were the seven Mintios. (pause) Really iy would've been better of she's only sent me four Mintios, and then put in three Yalla-Mallows with them, so then I could've had like a selection. Or three Mintios and four Yalla-Mallows. Aye, But, ah, I was happy enough with the seven Mintios if truth be told. Mintios are nice sweeties. Although the photograph of the Yalla-Mallows did raise me curiosity about them. (pause for a beat) But you have none?
Eileen: (bewildered) Yalla-Mallows?
Bartley: Aye.
Eileen: No.
Bartley: Oh.
Eileen: We have only what you see.
Bartley: I'll have to be taking another look for meself so. I want something to go sucking on. For the trip, y'know.
THREE HOURS AND FOURTY FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE SEASON (SO FAR!) LET'S GO GET THIS THING STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!