#gettingaleback

[katpissnevernude-blog]

#a beautiful post

cries thank you :*

[catniphatesbuttercup-blog]

reasons why gale hawthorne sucks

an essay by tumblr user catniphatesbuttercup

i'm not gonna say who gale is because if you dont know why the hell are u reading this punk. but anyway he's a character who sucks a lot and here's why

he killed the shit of of prim

he smells like apples or woodsmoke idk what do u really want me to grab my copy of catching fire

he kissed katniss iwthout asking her permission

peeta's better

he's tooangry even though is life is totally fly rockin

seriously he gets to kill animals all day then when he turns eighteen he gets to mine to shit out of rocks and stuff (i don't know how coal mining works ok)

his sister thinks green people are beautiful like seriously what has he been teachin that girl hes been messin with her head a lot

he wanted to run away; running away is illegal i think 

anna likes him; anna stole my girl

making bombs isnt bomb

peeta's better

he didnt start singing "sticks and stones will break my bones but chains and whips excite me" during that whipping scene like seriously dude rihanna is queen honor her bitch 

he killed the shit out of prim

(13 reasons cuz 13 is an unlucky number and gale sucks l o l)

[lieseledarchive]

ladies and gentlemen i present to you the star crossed lovers of tumblr.com tumblr users allie melonlordbeifong and anna gettingaleback

[lieseledarchive]

 i love u like old ppl love chicken

[lieseledarchive]

u betray my heart but still think u can reblog stuff from my blog???????? UR A SICK HUMJAN BEING

im sry but anna and i r meant 2 b

can we still be friends

[lieseledarchive]

come on baby can't we be together for just one night we don't have to tell anna

thats marital infidelity

u no dat me and anna hav something speshul rite

[lieseledarchive]

dear wife, i love you. you have a nice face. you make me happy. you should love me. someday i will make you rice. you + me = true love. if i say you now id make u go to vegas so we can make it official. i want to marry u. i would build a [insert something u like a whole lot here] just for you. if could sing you any song it would be ur fav all time low song. we could have our honeymoon under the stars (of the woods) love, ur wife (PS im better than julia)

<3333333333

i promise to make u galeniss graphics

[lieseledarchive]

im telling nicole about ur bad behavior

she enjoys this she's currently making popcorn to sit back with