#gettinghiton

[allistrations]

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xwzz94/pillbug-goes-to-the-bar-todays-comic-by-allison-conway-comics

New comic on @vicemag!!

[cant-hear-u-im-listening-2-music]

Went to @lushcosmetics and got some samples that I can't wait to use! Plus the person I'm with says the lady that helped me was hitting on me. I didn't notice, because I'm thick as hell! I don't know what to do. HELP!!!!!!! #lush #imthickheaded #gettinghiton #helpme (at Destiny USA)

[ms-salanic-blog]

#ouchie .. Lol .she...came...#totherescue fast too..😀😁😁... #gettinghiton ... #apologies #Accepted ..

[spookedboi]

A girl freaking out because a lesbian said she like her shirt is the dumbest thing. She didn't say that she like how your body looks in that shirt or that she likes your shirt so much that she wants to rip it off of you. It was just a damn compliment, get over yourself and accept it.

[paralyzedramblings-blog]

So I have this weird rare hereditary disease called Periodic Paralysis, which pretty much is exactly what it sounds like. Well recently my legs went out from under me in the middle of a Wal-Mart, leaving me lying in the middle of the isle. While I was trying to drag myself out of the way(as this was Wal-Mart, and nothing is an irregular occurrence there) this guy walks up to me and goes "Oh you can't get up?" and when I told him yes after checking that there was nothing I could do to reconcile that, he then spent the next ten minutes hitting on me.

This is why I love Wal-Mart, because while I was flustered and annoyed that I couldn't do anything, at least no one gawked at me.

[iantheism]

#dirtyoldmen #gettinghiton

[thatwasprettyawkward]

Getting bought dranks

Whenever I was single, I always felt way too awkward letting people buy me drinks. Whenever it happened I'd feel so beholden to them that I would like, hang out with them the entire night even though I hated their guts and actually be too nice, and then end up buying THEM a drink or two. I think we know who the loser is in this situation.

[thejessyjessy]

Catfishin'

So anyways, there's this guy i know who has been lately noticing me and just today he was all like "show your beautiful smile" and i was like "what?" another man who doesn't know im mtf.