#gettingjacked

[ephphatha]

Sometimes the best way to tone your bis is to move some (heavy as $#%!) furniture from the second floor of an airport hangar to a truck. For eight hours. #gettingjacked

[renakawabata]

6am workout with @jessrockliff & @masonjars #rows #gettingjacked #allin2015 @traffic_ulti (at Mount Pleasant Community Centre Association)

[aliciamuse]

(This was supposed to end with me yelling PROTEINNNNN) My "Power Shake" Recipe: Half water half milk, 1 scoop soy protein, skippy natural peanut butter, organic honey, plain greek yogurt, quaker oats, 1 banana, chia seeds, wheat germ, flax seeds.... And love? Yeah, that pretty much covers breakfast. #gettingjacked

[freshpotofcoffeee]

We take working out very seriously... #swoll #butts #gettingjacked #swollpatrol #bodybuilding #getfit #orgohome (at Cybertron)

[spunkmail]

Dear Muscle Milk,

When did milk go from an infantile necessitation for development to a product designed to be "nature's ultimate lean muscle formula"?

When I was ten months old my main concern in life, was not that I had just shit my pants, or learning how to express myself so other's would know my complaints about everyday experiences, it was to gain lean muscle mass so I too could one day play pro-football with the likes of Andre Johnson.

I don't heat up milk on the stove before bedtime. I chug Muscle Milk to try and fornicate profusely with my uninterested spouse. Why they lost interest may have something to do with my new-found obsession with extreme products. See also: Protein riddled oatmeal (available at your local GNC store), not just a poor man's breakfast but a breakfast to make you a man!

Now that my muscles are sufficiently jacked, I can peruse my newfound single life with confidence.

Sincerely,

High on Mucous