1. When your friends from home inform you that you are now "too old" for certain bars/clubs that you have spent the last 10+ years going to. Bullshit. Those kids taking over are TOO YOUNG. Get out of my way and go watch Spongebob. 2. Wrinkles in strange places. I have a wrinkle on my knee. I'm not kidding. I don't know if it was always there, but it's ruining my life. 3. Your metabolism just isn't the same as it once was. If I eat one carb, I look 4 months pregnant. 4. Getting asked every 13 seconds when you're getting married and or having a baby. Followed by comments like "you're not getting any younger!" F@&$ off. 5. Because of comments like those in number 4, you now have an image of a basket of shriveled up eggs sitting in your body.