Gravity Falls incorrect quotes based off stuff i've said + heard
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Dipper: this bubblegum sucker is pretty good!
Stan: you ARE a bubblegum sucker, buddy.
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Stan (reading graffiti): You...... are....... so....... sexy...... Awwww, stawp! ;)
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(Mabel, poking and messing around with a cockroach she found)
Dipper: y'know, I kinda feel bad for it :/
Stan: I'd feel bad for anything with a giant Mabel hovering over it
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Ford, giving the twins a gun lesson: No Dipper, when the magazine is spent, don't eject it into your hand. just let it fall on the floor. if you were in a real fight, that magazine doesn't matter anymore.
Dipper with a straight face: Ok, I'll remember that during my next gun fight.
*Mabel and Wendy burst out laughing*
Ford: :\
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Mabel on an outing with her friends: -AND I brought some Ibuprofen in case one of us starts dying!!
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Dipper: I'm 14, WHY DO I HAVE NECK PAIN??
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*Dipper, hiding cotton candy from Mabel*
Soos: hey can I have some..... CC?
Dipper: What?
Soos: some..... co....... ca.......
Mabel looks up: you have COTTON CANDY????
Dipper: NO HE WAS SAYING COCAINE
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*Playing Minecraft*
Mabel: wow, that's a lot of chickens!
Dipper: Indeed
Wendy: Did you just say "indeed"??
Mabel: Dipper, that is not tough.
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*Loud fart noise from the other side of the shack*
Nobody:
Nobody:
Dipper: MABEL, I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON THE WHOOPEE CUSHION
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Mabel, loudly to Ford: Are you lonely or just aurafarming?
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Dipper, randomly: Do you ever think about the fact that technically we're all doomed by the narrative in the end?
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Stan: Don't stab me
Ford: I'll try to restrain myself
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*Mabel breaks something*
Ford: see this is why we can't own nice things
