#gf post

[bluejaybytes]

My sister went down to get laid in Florida -> My parents are super super pissed at her and it's still brought up as a point against her to this day

I go down to get laid in California -> My parents stop me multiple times to tell me how proud they are of me

Her Wretched Booty Call VS My Righteous Lesbian Sex

[jaydrawslimestars]

Remembering the time I was so anxious about scheduling a doctor’s appointment that I wrote myself a script that included all my info and anything else I needed to say word for word. Like “Hello! My name is X and I would like the schedule Y!” type of shit. It was bulleted and arranged with potential question order in mind. Made the phone call in front of my gf (bc otherwise I wasn’t going to schedule the appointment). It worked flawlessly, but my gf looked extremely baffled and concerned.

[tamagowhen]

waiter waiter more ppjack posts please

[wandastan-2]

I'm a poop and @scxrlett-wid0w is the bestest person to ever walk this earth ever I love her so much and my reputation is crumbling. I admit that I did say I'd catch her spit out food in my hands :)

[hierophantreverse]

say it with me friends: every femme is a gift from god

[the-demoness-next-door]

my wife says "i hope you're ready to be on braid duty forever cause damn this shit annoying" to me like it's a chore for me. the inherent intimacy of braiding another person's hair is so intoxicating. like sweet pea HOW could i dislike this in any way shape or form

[fatcatbutch]

my gf coming up behind me in the kitchen to play with my belly and then sway back and forth against me with her hands on it, squishing occasionally: 💗💗💗💖💖💕💝❤️🥺🥺🥺

screaming internally fjfjdssff

(they/them)

[pinkprincesskittenmittens]

my gf is so cute and sweet. i can’t handle it 😭💕 sometimes i cant even believe that she LIKES ME?!?!? LIKE REALLY????? THIS BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET PERSON IS MY GF?!?!? cant be real asdfhjkl 😳 but i’m lucky that she does and has been in my life for as long as she has. i just love her a lot 💗