the-demon-next-door

my cerebrospinal fluid was replaced with battery acid twenty years ago and i havent been the same since :) also i draw, here's my art tag and my adoptable tag, and i also do commissions. i reblog all my art to my art blog as well if you only wanna see that. my other links are at my website!!! if you're feeling generous, maybe buy me a coffee!

[the-demoness-next-door]

commissions post

i've been needing to make a proper commissions post on tumblr for ages so here we are. you can check out more of my art on my art tag but there will be examples in this post! however this is most certainly going to be long as hell so information is all under the cut

rules & TOS

i have the right to refuse any commission at any time. if i take the commission and decide i no longer want to make it, i will refund you in full.

if you want something specific (pose, outfit, etc), be specific in your request! im happy to talk about whether something is possible or not :)

upcharges may apply depending on character complexity.

changes may only be made at the sketch phase; i will send a sketch wip before lineart.

payment is accepted through paypal only.

expediency is +$50 USD.

feel free to ask for more examples!

if you've seen something in my art that isn't specified here, ask me about it and we'll see if i can do it!

if you're not sure about something, ask!

i am open to discussion of commercial licenses.

i have the right to revoke your permission to use any commissioned image at any time, including if you have purchased a commercial license.

i also take commissions through VGen, Ko-fi, and Toyhouse.

will/won't

will:

most fandoms

most ships/couples

original characters

simple mech

gore (18+ ONLY)

suggestive content (18+ ONLY)

tasteful nudity (18+ ONLY)

kemonomimi

won't:

anthros/furries (i have nothing against these folks, i just don't have enough experience drawing them to feel comfortable taking commissions of them :) )

feral/creatures/animals (again, nothing against anything, it's just a skill level thing)

explicit nsfw

explicit sexual nudity

hate speech of any kind

base prices

sketchy style: bobble head - $10 USD bust - $15 USD halfbody - $20 USD fullbody - $35 USD examples:

lineart: bobble head - $30 USD bust - $35 USD halfbody - $40 USD fullbody - $55 USD examples:

flat color: bobble head - $40 USD bust - $45 USD halfbody - $50 USD fullbody - $70 USD examples:

shaded: bobble head - $50 USD bust - $60 USD halfbody - $100 USD fullbody - $150 USD examples:

add-on prices

backgrounds simple (solid/basic pattern) - free! just let me know :) complex pattern - +$10 USD scene (simple) - +$75 USD scene (complex) - +$200 USD

decorations simple - +$5 USD complex - +$10 USD small prop - +$15 USD per prop large prop - +$30 USD per prop please be specific about what you want here! if you don't specify, i will improvise! i will do dynamic/colored lighting on all scene pieces unless you ask me not to!

emoji prices

individual emoji twitter emoji (lined, expressive, faces) - $15 USD each discord emoji (soft, simple, lineless, limited palette) - $20 USD each

emoji packages 5 emoji - $60 USD 10 emoji - $120 USD 20 emoji - $240 USD *twitter and discord style emoji can both be included in these!

examples:

if possible, please provide a reference as to the type of emoji you want!

pixel art prices

base prices bobble head - $30 USD bust - $40 USD halfbody - $50 USD fullbody - $70 USD

animation prices blink or wink animation - +$5 USD other animation* - ~+$5-30 USD *we will have to discuss any other animation prior to payment to see if it's possible! examples:

backgrounds and unshaded pieces are not available for pixel art.

thank you!

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[missmercurielle]

Attack #4 was for @the-demoness-next-door and their boy Tristan! A pretty little portrait for their pretty boy.

[bad-comic-art]

Artist: Rob Liefeld

—————————

submitted by @flanel-spider​

[bad-comic-art]

Ant #10 (2005)

[addons]

21st July, 2026

XKit Rewritten v1.3.6

This version was approved for distribution by Google on 2026-07-17, and by Mozilla on 2026-07-21. Please allow 24 hours for Firefox to pull the update, or see how to update add-ons manually.

Changed

Tag Replacer will now refuse to process posts that already have the maximum number of tags (30), to prevent unintentional remove-only operations.

Fixed

No Recommended → "Hide recommended blogs in the blog view sidebar" is working again.

AccessKit → "Pause GIFs until they are hovered over" no longer pauses GIFs permanently in one very obscure scenario.

Install XKit Rewritten: Get this extension for Firefox View on the Chrome Web Store

Want to fund these updates? 🩷 Sponsor me on GitHub ☕️ Support me on Ko-fi

[bad-comic-art]

Ant #2 (2005)

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[hunter-rodrigez]

Also, for some context.

Steam has around 70 million daily users.

So xbox wants to become about 15 times as big as Steam. Yeah... good luck with that.

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[tothechaos]

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

[tothechaos]

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

[veitstanz]

[tothechaos]

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

[tothechaos]

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

[veitstanz]

[questions-about-blorbos]

Do you think about your Blorbo literally almost every single hour of every single day?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 7

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[astirysk2electricboogaloo]

i tried to find the original post but it’s either private or deleted. i can’t find generic naem either.

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

I think u guys can't tell the difference between a headcanon, a theory and a reading, and it's kinda pissing me off

[sofuton]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

[dragon-in-a-fez]

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall