you have no fuckin idea how funny it was to scroll through everyone's confessions only to be met with. Him
"hear me out"s below the cut:
(anon unless specified otherwise)
Swerve Star from Kirby can kinda get it ngl
@ashysiashy: oh shit we're doing hear me outs? im putting myself on full blast no anon for this. the elden ring silver sphere balls. it has a playful and almost coyish attitude that enchants me
It's pretty early where I am and the only "hear me out" I can remember right now is pretty basic, but I'm surprised I don't see more of it: Mari Lwyd, the Welsh Christmas skull horse thing
hear me out on grand mother silk from silksong I guess / the other lovely perverts here make me feel too normal
@2kawaii4u-bishes: Okay idk if yours still doing the here me outs but the month of February 2026 just does it for me. It's so perfect. Exactly 4 weeks??? Starts on a Sunday ends on a Saturday??? gosh! It's rare to see such beauty.
So, like,,, Hear me out on Hell,,, From Ultrakill. Like. The place. I want to have sex with it. Specifically Gluttony, but there isn’t a single unhot room.
@salamileg: I'm not normally into monsters so I don't actually know how out there this by tumblr standards / But anyway, hear me out, Vorinclex
The giant fly enemies from the Ashes of Ariandel DLC for Dark Souls 3. / For the record they are disgusting and unsanitary but the way they forcefully impregnate the players throat snd stomach with their grab attack makes me feel a certain way im uncomfortable with admitting lol
Hear me out: the concept of the dark forest. Imagine a sentient mirkwood
@safetycgreen: Rather tame but fecto elfilis has become a fav of mine <3
I dont even like smiling friends all that much, its a funny silly show but I'm not obsessive about it, and yet something about Charlie makes me insane despite his odd voice and amorphous blob shape. I think its the dad bod and imagining how nice he'd be to hug and squeeze
Apologies if this isn't tumblr-grade enough, but toxapex is probably the highest level of hear me out I get
Saying the Moon Presence from Bloodborne feels kinda tame but I wanna be held captive in that ribcage and toyed with
@deerlydepart3d: Uhm… I mean if you still want hear me outs… Howl’s Moving Castle? Like the castle…
@gforceworks: my hear me out is still zenos yae galvus. hes a dude but also he's That Dude.
@strawberry-crocodile: ive been on and off obsessed with AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream for about a year now sooo. thats my hear me out
@jasmine-the-bitch: hear me out…. / The Voltvyrm from Silksong
Hear me out: the Banshees from Mass Effect 3
I think its a pretty obvious hear me out but then again I cant find any fanart or content so maybe not 💀 brau 1589 from pluto 👉🏽👈🏽 nothing sexier than a mutilated killer robot right..? 😳
im the unicorn for miss spider and mr centipede but he's butch he/him lesbian
since you want hear me outs - i want karniss from BG3 to lay his eggs in me (ppl who say lore prevents it are cowards and dont understand the appeal of big sexy spider shibari time)
apple iie / tbf, as things go, it’s pretty normal i think
my hear me out is the stalkers from hzd. i have never considered myself a robo fucker but something about big metal cats with guns and tails that tackle you when youre out in the woods... you get the picture
@hybrid-and-legacy: Hear me out .. face huggers from alien. Its basically a gag and a collar in one whats not to love?
@the-very-gendered-queen: My hear me out is the Norn Emmisary from warhammer 40k. It big, it’s awesome, and it’s Weirdly Shapely
My hear me out is Lancet-2 from Arknights / She’s charming ok? And the medfet potential
Literally any silithid can get it
This isn't me, but some streamer I watched did one of those Hear Me Out competition things a while back. Freakiest answer wins. Somebody submitted the Salt Vampire from Star Trek (give it a google, trust me) and it pretty much swept the entire competition. / Frankly, if it were up to me, Ramiel Evangelion would have won that game. I've never seen a more attractive giant screaming prism.
