#gh.iq

[gayhawk-leowo]

Guyhawk: Catboy (Derogatory)

Leozack: *offended gasp in cat*

[gayhawk-leowo]

iota sends the first message at 3 am while drunk

[gayhawk-leowo]

Guyhawk: Fuck you (Affectionate)

Leozack: I love you (Derogatory)

Hellbat: Pizza (DiGiorno)

[gayhawk-leowo]

Leozack: Hellbat! Stop weaving and fly straight!

Hellbat: Sorry sir but I’m gay

Leozack: I am going to hit you with a very large rock.

Guyhawk: I’m very disappointed that’s an r and not what I thought it was

Leozack: I am going to beat you to death

[gayhawk-leowo]

i like messing around with the bots

Guyhawk: *Pointing Haka at Hellbat*

Guyhawk: Tell me his name, you piece of shit.

Hellbat: can you feel your South Carolina transport? can you feel the east by north within? the heat content within me is beyond anything your realtor can pirate. you cannot double-glaze me in a way that matters

Leozack: i

Leozack: what?

Guyhawk: is this what a stroke looks like?

Hellbat: okay so i might’ve copied the wrong version of the meme

[gayhawk-leowo]

[gayhawk-leowo]

i remade some stupid tumblr convos as the bois, under cut bc kinda long

Gen. Leozack -> General Leozack

Aviateur Hellbat -> Private Hellbat

Polkovnik Guyhawk -> Colonel Guyhawk

Tennō Deszaras -> Emperor Deathsaurus

Doriruhon / Drillho... -> Drillhorn

Kirubison / Killbison -> Killbison

Private Jaruga / Jall... -> Jallguar

Leozack: on the brightside i am not addicted to crack cocaine

Hellbat: On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

Leozack: one crack cocaine

Guyhawk: hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

Leozack: debit or credit

Deszaras: I actually have a gift card

Leozack: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Drillhorn: What if it bites me and it dies?

Guyhawk: that means your poisonous. lord primus learn to read.

Killbison: what if it bites itsself and i die?

Leozack: That’s voodoo

Hellbat: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Leozack: that’s correlation not causation

Jaruga: what if we bite each other and neither of us die

Guyhawk: that’s kinky

Leozack: oh my god

Hellbat: take me to art museums and make out with me

Leozack: but they said not to touch the masterpieces

Guyhawk: well somebody’s gotta pin the art to the wall

Jaruga: hey deszaras those idiots are fragging in the east wing again

[gayhawk-leowo]

gaiota in a nutshell

Translation (Russian)

CMO Iota (OC): Guyhawk my beloved

Colonel Guyhawk: gross