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Larry: I can't control when the van breaks!

Phil: Oh! My good friend God is at it again, is he? Well, if God keeps goofing up like this, I'm gonna murder God.

Larry: Are you this rude to all your friends?

Phil: Yes, don’t think you’re special.

Phil: Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.

Larry: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

Phil: And now for a message of hope.

Larry: Ah, a message of hope. Right on time.

Phil: Everything is garbage. Never love anything.

Phil, to Nancy: Those pants look great, but I bet they'd look even better on Larry's floor.

Larry: Are you hitting on Nancy... for me?

Larry: Wait, why do you think you're going to hell?

Phil: I love gossip and I don't care about the environment.

Phil: (about Rita) She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kind of chick you want to stick up on a pedestal.

Larry: You know, Phil, it's always amazed me how you can elevate and demean in the same sentence.

Phil: Have you ever seen someone so out of your league that it's depressing?

Larry: I have seen women, yes.

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