Chapter 3 of the detailed guide on how to get rid of an annoying ghost fanfic is here!!
“Of course I know I'm dead, silly!”
“Stop following me then.”
“Of course not! You're the first person to talk to me in a long time and I'm not going to let you go that easily!”
“If my threats about stabbing you weren't totally useless against you, I assure you that I would be promising you a slow and tortuous death, so listen to me carefully, you are going to stop following me right now, and don't even think about getting into my room or I'm going to exorcise you and I will make sure that your pathetic gaseous soul ends up in a limbo where not even the Ouija board will reach you. Are we clear?”
One way or another she was going to get that girl to talk to her, even if she had to become an annoyance worse than the black plague!
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