May 27, 2012
Sorry I shot you, guess you should have been up sewing quilts with the rest of the nancy-boys.
"So you're the creep who did me in huh? So how much time you looking at? Life? Death? Monkey in a turban?"
seen from Türkiye
seen from Latvia
seen from Ecuador
seen from Poland
seen from Spain
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from United States
Sorry I shot you, guess you should have been up sewing quilts with the rest of the nancy-boys.
"So you're the creep who did me in huh? So how much time you looking at? Life? Death? Monkey in a turban?"
You don't know her really. Not at all. And don't try to assume you know what is between us. You couldn't fathom it. You didn't change in life and you won't change in death.
"You sure are sure about that aren't you?" He leaned forward and concentrating just a bit he successfully placed the palm of his hands on the table in front of him. He wasn't sure how or why he ended up in this hell-hole this man called a home but right when his body died he ended up here before him.
Trying to play it off wasn't going to fool this guy that's for sure. "I don't know what you and Rapunzel have done, honestly I don't want to know. As I've told her I just want her to be happy and if she's happier with you than so be it."
He gave the man a once over and another once over to be sure, he didn't see what she was in him but what did he know? He was dead.
"I won't assume if you don't assume. Rapunzel and I had something special before you came along, maybe not as special as what you and she have but no less important."
He rubbed his thumb over his nose and sniffled. "Beside's you can't change what's already perfect."
He smiled leaning his chin on his hand as the man prattled on. "But not her first lover. Nor the father of her children. Oh yes I will marry her. And she didn't remember you when we were together...I doubt she'll cling so tightly."
"Give it some time. If I know Blondie the way I know her she'll crack. She's probably devastated right now and instead of making her feel better like you should be, you're here gloating about it. What a way to start a marriage."
He leaned back on the wall only to pass right through it, he yelped and waved his arms a bit catching his balance. Embarrassed he straightened himself up touching the reddish hole on the front of his vest.
"Just- be good to her. If there's any sniveling little piece of you that cares for her use it. She's going to need it. She's never dealt with death before."
Even your ghost is ill mannered. How my wife stood you for so long is beyond me.
"She isn't your wife yet and honestly I don't think she ever will be. You see I'm not sure if you've noticed but Rapunzel has a habit of clinging to people. Dead or not I'm always going to be the first person she's ever met and THAT is something you can't take from me.
Her first kiss.
He first touch. Her first a lot of things... Point is you can call this a victory all you want but you'll always be competing with me. The good thing about being dead is I've already one- but you, you'll be fighting to keep her your whole life."
Enjoy the show: and I hope you do. I would love to have the pleasure of killing you myself.
"You know that has always bothered me. You have all this self proclaimed power and hate - which honestly how can you hate this face?- to kill me and you never did. I get done it by a shotgun. Whatever that is, you want to talk about unfair? THAT is unfair."
"I mean couldn't the writer's have come up with a better ending? Something a little more heroic? Sure I mean- I saved Rapunzel from taking the shot but what does that prove in the end?" The ghost tries to wrap his arm around the other man's shoulder but finds it goes right through.
"WHOA did you see that? Talk about a let down I can't even touch you."
Don't worry. I'll tell Rapunzel's and mine's children about you. Maybe.
"Oh haha very funny, Sticks and stones might have broken my bones if I still had any. You know after the initial shock of being dead it ain't that bad of a deal. I'll always be around to watch over Rapunzel which means YOU are forever stuck with a haunting. Kinda creepy don't you think? Or I'll just make a deal with some kind of scary blue guy with flaming hair and come back good as new. Perfect nose and all."
(Just for fun) For the next hour Flynn Rider is answering all of Blondie's asks so if you want to say your "last words" I suggest you do it now.