#ghost yapper

[ghostish-romanvachon]

killjoys, make some noise.

@in-n-out-burger-unofficial, @galapagos-islands-province, @the-film-theory, @evergladesofflorida, @real-british-empire

@santi-the-theory-guy, @very-real-australia, @the-state-of-georgia-official, @the-real-liquid-death, @jason-the-surprise-theorist

@father-john-ward, @mid-maryland, @maryland-officially, @ohio-thestate, @yahoo-official

@sadcheatedoncockroach, @theoryify, @guatemala-official, @the-astral-thief

[ghostish-romanvachon]

my love. ive just learned what a sable is. they are so cute please can we get one.

- @mermaidstuey

a sable...? what... what is a sable

are they even suitable pets

[ghostish-romanvachon]

...*sniffles* dumbasses... beat me up real good. though, i gotta admit, i've got enough experience being beaten to death...

@derek-felt, they won't hurt you. at least, temporarily. you have, give or take two or three days of grace.

now i just gotta take care of these injuries... those fuckers had a metal bat for cryin' out loud.

[ghostish-romanvachon]

@derek-felt, @randyfuturedirector, @heres-mickey

i'm a demigod. hi. my specific power set isn't related to my mom or dad, but through my dad's trauma, i can control people with my voice. you'll know when it happens.

my parents have a tumblr blog: @xinghopescollective. also, randy's met my siblings on @vachon-children, so there's that, too.

[ghostish-romanvachon]

you seem like a boykisser if ive ever seen one

because i am???

[ghostish-romanvachon]

listen up, fucks, it's come to my attention that most of you are on the brink of death in some way shape or form. im here to make sure you don't die. because this world is not willing to raise pathetic fucks around here.

lesson one: don't trust your loved ones. at least until you know them well enough to know they won't beat you to death, or worse. actually, don't trust anyone you don't know well enough.

lesson two: quick judgement of characters is good for short term, not long term. don't rely on instincts when creating closer relationships. or better, just keep everyone at arms length, no matter who they are.

lesson three: fight the fuck back, you whores. what are you, pathetic? this world is built upon fight or flight, and if you don't know how to fight when the time comes, you're good as dead.

lesson four: carry weapons that can be identified as every day objects. for the women, it can be your makeup stuff, your nails, your heels, or literally anything you have on hand. same with boys. it's called self defense. don't buy into those self defense stuff, it's likely going to land you in jail.

@greasylittlenobody @norwegian-in-the-boiler-room @the-smartest-quarterback @raging-blue-balls-ram @therealheatherc @thebrit-watchingthechaos @unnamed-freshmen-official @duck-duke-goose @heathermcnamara1989 @westerbergs-therapist

[ghostish-romanvachon]

(You all are probably wondering what I look like. Well, here I am. Also, you can call me Omni.)

[ghostish-romanvachon]

yo what's going on with stu (mermaid one) and the glass bitch

@billy-loom-tits

no clue but right now i think im safe from that bitch?? dunno why